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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

Oct 11th. EV is coming up on 7 months in May. 73% for weight. 97% for length. Gonna be another tall one... ;-)


981 posted on 04/26/2012 10:38:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Monkey Face

I didn’t think pirates could be organized.

Well, if he looks like Johnny Depp, bring him over here. I’ll organize him. ;-)


982 posted on 04/26/2012 10:40:51 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

ME FIRST!!!
!
Whoa. Hey! He could be our booty/swag!!!

}:o]


983 posted on 04/26/2012 10:48:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll share. :-)


984 posted on 04/26/2012 10:57:31 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Me too!

};o]


985 posted on 04/26/2012 12:18:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle

Afternoon, all. Y’all can have Johnny Depp ... I’ll take Antonio Banderas.

74, cloudy and windy. I got some plants and pots for the Cub Scouts to do a dirt activity.


986 posted on 04/26/2012 2:20:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Well, you have an excellent point.

He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

meow!


987 posted on 04/26/2012 2:50:52 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Tax-chick
Are they signing it in American Sign Language, or International?

Has to be ASL; they're a U.S. company, and they have to be signing; in space, nobody can hear you sing.

988 posted on 04/26/2012 3:02:14 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker
"... in space, nobody can hear you sing."

Actually, ... that's probably best.

989 posted on 04/26/2012 3:11:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker; Dead Corpse; ...

In other news...

...I ran across some really cool toys, yesterday; items suitable for the executive desktop, home mantelpiece, curio cabinet, or (if you’ve no small mitts running about grabbing shiny objects) the coffee table.

Enjoy!

http://www.en.boehm-stirling.com/home.html


990 posted on 04/26/2012 3:39:59 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!


991 posted on 04/26/2012 4:29:01 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

Yes. He also played the younger brother in "The Mambo Kings," with Armand Assante as the older brother. Be still my heart ...

And he starred with Johnny Depp in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico," which we're presently part-way through.

992 posted on 04/26/2012 5:29:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Anoreth

Omg, look at the link on post 990. You want that stuff!


993 posted on 04/26/2012 5:31:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

These things would be broken within 10 minutes of me owning one.
Small items that are not made of metal are immediately crash-tested when they appear in my shop.
Small items made of metal and not shaped like a firearm are immediately lost.


994 posted on 04/26/2012 5:44:02 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Tax-chick

I will have to rent that movie!


995 posted on 04/26/2012 6:09:32 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Good night, Gypsy!


996 posted on 04/26/2012 6:10:20 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Tax-chick

I may be in love with whoever it is that plays Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones this week.
I like men with blonde hair.


997 posted on 04/26/2012 6:16:04 PM PDT by Anoreth (ItÂ’s not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick

Quote from the back of a shirt.

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the Swiss are the lover and it is all organized by the Italians.


998 posted on 04/26/2012 6:22:05 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: Anoreth

I like Latinos, from way back in the 70s when Ricardo Montalban was on “Fantasy Island.”


999 posted on 04/26/2012 6:38:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

We’re enjoying it. It’s violent in a kung fu movie way, stylized and not gross.


1,000 posted on 04/26/2012 6:40:38 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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