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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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To: Scoutmaster
When Ni was born, there was a baby in the hospital nursery who was a 2.06...

Hmmm. Not to be unduly critical, but, as the father of ten, six living, you can probably guess that, while I understand the humor angle, that comment falls rather flat in my presence.

As background I should mention that my harrowing adventures have included a considerable amount of time in the Intensive Care Nursery at our local hospital where I have seen some of the most precious treasures on Earth drift beyond all mankind's ability to preserve their frail lives. The ICN nursing staff have constitutions of iron; were I forced to work in that environment; subject repeatedly to the stark reality that the fullness of human effort stands so often naked and helpless to save "the least of these," I would have been consigned to an asylum as a blithering madman many long years ago. As it is, I am forever scarred by my own brief excursions beyond all hope.

The Day of Justice will be a fine day, indeed.

951 posted on 04/25/2012 5:29:22 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just...


952 posted on 04/25/2012 5:38:01 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1191 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: HKMk23
Hmmm. Not to be unduly critical, but, as the father of ten, six living, you can probably guess that, while I understand the humor angle, that comment falls rather flat in my presence.

I apologize (but, then again, you didn't see this kid).

I worked for three years in a children's hospital and I understand your sentiment. It was quite different to make decisions regarding whether the hospital had appropriate consent for surgery when I was standing in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, or in PICU, than sitting at a desk near the top of a office building downtown. The burnout factor for NICU and PICU nurses was incredibly high, as it was for nurses working on the cancer unit. I had many days where I finished addressing some issues then rushed home to hug my kids.

But this child didn't have a defect. He simply looked like his father. His very happy father.

953 posted on 04/25/2012 5:56:25 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: null and void; HKMk23; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

I’m still going with kittens. Of course, babies stay cute longer.

Cheated death again. If I die young(ish), it will be the teen drivers that did it. But at least we have crickets.

How’s your baby, HK? Kathleen would like to roll over, but she’s too fat!


954 posted on 04/25/2012 5:57:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Here's a lovely coffee plant. Hopefully it will grow the right kind of beans. You know, the beans that make the denizens happy but keep the zombies away.


955 posted on 04/25/2012 7:00:50 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob

Heres a coffee cup tree.

956 posted on 04/25/2012 7:23:45 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: SandyInSeattle; stephenjohnbanker

My kind of shrubbery. It turns excess carbon dioxide into caffeine.

Solve all the world’s problem with a good cup of joe.


957 posted on 04/25/2012 7:24:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Now that is a fine coffee tree!


958 posted on 04/25/2012 7:34:57 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Scoutmaster
I apologize...

No need; no offense taken. It's just that experience has cooled my taste for some of the baby jokes. I've ended up in that camp where all survivors rate an automatic 10 for having beaten the odds.

He simply looked like his father. His very happy father.

Bald as a cue ball, and toothless?

Probably didn't need a shave, though...

959 posted on 04/25/2012 9:27:06 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: null and void
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just...

All sane men do, my FRiend.

With that in mind, I wonder what life would be like if we had a confrontation between Israel and a newly-nuked up Iran simultaneous with an internecine war in China between the dominant factions of a Communist Party torn apart by tensions brought to the surface by this Bo Xilai murder situation.

960 posted on 04/25/2012 9:34:09 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: Tax-chick

Ashira drinks like a fish, and weighs like a bird. She figured out how to scootch around on her back by planting her heels on the floor and kicking. She’d dust mop the floors if we got her equipped properly.

Other family members have recently acquired — in order — a pet rat, and eight chicks; now nearly fully fledged.

Me and the dog have been out-voted, but we’re still on the island.

For now.


961 posted on 04/25/2012 9:37:59 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: NicknamedBob

Saw this yesterday, and the news release came out today.

These guys are signing your song:

http://www.planetaryresources.com/


962 posted on 04/25/2012 9:39:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23

Add an armed revolt here and you’ve got a trifecta...


963 posted on 04/25/2012 9:40:33 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1191 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void; HKMk23; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; ...

964 posted on 04/26/2012 4:38:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: HKMk23
Ashira drinks like a fish, and weighs like a bird.

I wish I could do that!

We have gerbils, but I can live without a rat. I just heard the surviving anole scuttle ... I didn't see him this morning, wondered if he'd died, but I guess he was hiding.

965 posted on 04/26/2012 4:43:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way.)
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To: HKMk23; null and void
a confrontation between Israel and a newly-nuked up Iran simultaneous with an internecine war in China between the dominant factions of a Communist Party torn apart by tensions brought to the surface by this Bo Xilai murder situation

Now that, as Nash Bridges observed, would be some great TV.

966 posted on 04/26/2012 4:44:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: HKMk23
"These guys are signing your song:"

Hmm. I didn't know they even had a printed copy of my song.

Yes, I've been following the news reports. Our robotic technology has presumably reached the point that things like the Martian Rovers can do spacewalks too.

967 posted on 04/26/2012 4:57:02 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; HKMk23

Are they signing it in American Sign Language, or International?


968 posted on 04/26/2012 5:39:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: SandyInSeattle

You want that HUGH? You got it!


969 posted on 04/26/2012 6:11:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Delta Dawn

We were too young for proms. At least I was. I was 13 by then and my boyfriend was two years older. We only had matinee dances at school. He was proud of the shirt, and wore it until it fell apart.

The teacher was certainly miffed when she saw us together. I was SOOO show-offy!


970 posted on 04/26/2012 6:16:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

My question eggzackly. Over cast for the second day in a row. Bones and muskels don’t want to work. No appetite. Legs hurt. Other than that, I feel great!! :o]

The Stig is singing his sweet little songs to his cousins outside and all is right in our world. The low last night was 73, due to the cloud cover.


971 posted on 04/26/2012 6:24:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I thought that said “bones and muskets,” and wondered if you’d organized a pirate band in your complex!

Our forecast says probable thunderstorms between 11 and 1. As long as it clears up by evening. The Cub Scouts are going to plant things, and it will be messy if we have to do it indoors.


972 posted on 04/26/2012 7:16:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: Tax-chick

973 posted on 04/26/2012 7:52:34 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: HKMk23
Probably didn't need a shave, though...

*laughing*

My spousal unit didn't get home until late last night - parent conferences, followed by PTA, followed by a 'drop by' by the superintendent.

Our posts were fresh on my mind because I felt badly about mine. When she came home I said "do you remember that baby in the nursery when Ni was born??

Her immediate response was "the one with the Elvis sideburns?"

I kid you not.

He simply looked like his father. His very happy father.

And of course, our Heavenly Father looked down on them both, also very happy, because they were beautiful to Him. And He did so as he welcomed into his arms the souls of tiny ones and average ones and large ones, infants and neverborns and elderly and prime-of-lifes, the sudden and the prepared, the weak and strong. His beautiful children.

974 posted on 04/26/2012 7:53:12 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick; HKMk23
How’s your baby, HK?

I'm particularly slow on the uptake from time to time (and time and time). Up to date on the rotund Kathleen, but missed on HK's bundle o' joy? When? What? Congratulations.

975 posted on 04/26/2012 7:58:47 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m about to organize a pirate.

Probably the best thing for me to do is to go for a walk. Painful as it sounds, I think I’d better do it.

And I’m cold.

So a walk sounds good.


976 posted on 04/26/2012 8:17:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

Trader Joe’s Joe.


977 posted on 04/26/2012 8:38:28 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Scoutmaster; HKMk23; Dead Corpse

HK’s little girl was born in the same week as Dead Corpse’s, I think. They’re both a few months older than Kathleen.


978 posted on 04/26/2012 9:01:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I have some Trader Joe’s dark roast coffee beans. When I grind them to a powder, the coffee is too die for. And mind you...they were pulled off the shelves at TJ’s, then I put them in my freezer for a year or so, then stuck them in the back of the fridge.

They still smell and taste fresh!

Yummy!


979 posted on 04/26/2012 9:27:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

EEEK!

It’s colder now than it was when I got up, by 7 degrees. The clouds are getting dark and ugly and the wind is right out of the south. *shudder*

Welcome to Lassss Vegasssss!


980 posted on 04/26/2012 9:43:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Oct 11th. EV is coming up on 7 months in May. 73% for weight. 97% for length. Gonna be another tall one... ;-)


981 posted on 04/26/2012 10:38:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Monkey Face

I didn’t think pirates could be organized.

Well, if he looks like Johnny Depp, bring him over here. I’ll organize him. ;-)


982 posted on 04/26/2012 10:40:51 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

ME FIRST!!!
!
Whoa. Hey! He could be our booty/swag!!!

}:o]


983 posted on 04/26/2012 10:48:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll share. :-)


984 posted on 04/26/2012 10:57:31 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Me too!

};o]


985 posted on 04/26/2012 12:18:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle

Afternoon, all. Y’all can have Johnny Depp ... I’ll take Antonio Banderas.

74, cloudy and windy. I got some plants and pots for the Cub Scouts to do a dirt activity.


986 posted on 04/26/2012 2:20:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ten the hard way. (Day 14, -10 lbs.))
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Well, you have an excellent point.

He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

meow!


987 posted on 04/26/2012 2:50:52 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Tax-chick
Are they signing it in American Sign Language, or International?

Has to be ASL; they're a U.S. company, and they have to be signing; in space, nobody can hear you sing.

988 posted on 04/26/2012 3:02:14 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker
"... in space, nobody can hear you sing."

Actually, ... that's probably best.

989 posted on 04/26/2012 3:11:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker; Dead Corpse; ...

In other news...

...I ran across some really cool toys, yesterday; items suitable for the executive desktop, home mantelpiece, curio cabinet, or (if you’ve no small mitts running about grabbing shiny objects) the coffee table.

Enjoy!

http://www.en.boehm-stirling.com/home.html


990 posted on 04/26/2012 3:39:59 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012 MITT HAPPENS)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; ...

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!


991 posted on 04/26/2012 4:29:01 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

Yes. He also played the younger brother in "The Mambo Kings," with Armand Assante as the older brother. Be still my heart ...

And he starred with Johnny Depp in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico," which we're presently part-way through.

992 posted on 04/26/2012 5:29:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Anoreth

Omg, look at the link on post 990. You want that stuff!


993 posted on 04/26/2012 5:31:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick

These things would be broken within 10 minutes of me owning one.
Small items that are not made of metal are immediately crash-tested when they appear in my shop.
Small items made of metal and not shaped like a firearm are immediately lost.


994 posted on 04/26/2012 5:44:02 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Tax-chick

I will have to rent that movie!


995 posted on 04/26/2012 6:09:32 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Good night, Gypsy!


996 posted on 04/26/2012 6:10:20 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Never borrow batteries out of your smoke alarm!)
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To: Tax-chick

I may be in love with whoever it is that plays Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones this week.
I like men with blonde hair.


997 posted on 04/26/2012 6:16:04 PM PDT by Anoreth (ItÂ’s not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick

Quote from the back of a shirt.

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the Swiss are the lover and it is all organized by the Italians.


998 posted on 04/26/2012 6:22:05 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: Anoreth

I like Latinos, from way back in the 70s when Ricardo Montalban was on “Fantasy Island.”


999 posted on 04/26/2012 6:38:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

We’re enjoying it. It’s violent in a kung fu movie way, stylized and not gross.


1,000 posted on 04/26/2012 6:40:38 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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