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Can't make this stuff up anymore. She is guilty without having to see her photo.
1 posted on 04/02/2012 12:34:06 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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This must be the new “Happy Meal”.


2 posted on 04/02/2012 12:36:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Her boyfriend called her a two-bit whore -— she hit him with a bag of quarters...


3 posted on 04/02/2012 12:36:55 PM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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The double-cheeseburger isn’t on the dollar menu.

That would be the McDouble. I just got one the other night.

It was $1.09 with tax.


4 posted on 04/02/2012 12:37:22 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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“You want fries wiith that?”


5 posted on 04/02/2012 12:37:46 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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Not Guilty!

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7 posted on 04/02/2012 12:39:10 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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.75 cents tax on $2.00?!!


8 posted on 04/02/2012 12:40:22 PM PDT by Hatteras
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Guilty!


10 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:22 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team. Booked on a misdemeanor prostitution charge, she is scheduled for a May 1 court appearance.

What a brilliant use of cop resources (ie your tax $) !

Surely we'll all breathe a huge sigh of relief and sleep better tonight.

<facepalm>

11 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq !)
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Nothing to wash it down with? Oh wait...never mind.


12 posted on 04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
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Regular prostitutes settle for dollar-menu items. Call Girls have Big Mac Attacks..


14 posted on 04/02/2012 12:48:16 PM PDT by Miss Behave (All ways, always.)
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Since Passover is coming up, let me note this is about as far from Kosher as you can get.


16 posted on 04/02/2012 12:48:31 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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wow.

Talk about a new definition for “cheap trick”


17 posted on 04/02/2012 12:49:52 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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Imagine the conversation..."I'd gladly screw you Thursday, for a cheeseburger today!"
18 posted on 04/02/2012 12:50:13 PM PDT by FrankR
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I betcha she has her own drive-thru.


19 posted on 04/02/2012 12:50:26 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

I love the headline. As if they have to throw in "Off McDonald's Dollar Menu", because a sex act for a couple of quarter pounders with cheese, well that may be understandable.

Funny stuff.

20 posted on 04/02/2012 12:52:29 PM PDT by cicero2k
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This is not going to be a very easy case to make in a court of law.

1. A man asks a woman for sex.

2. The woman says you must buy me a meal first.

3. The man lavishes a bit of extra money on her.

While not a classic love story, that is not an outline that most people would consider criminal. Throw in that you have a woman so bad off that she is willing to have sex for a dollar cheese burger and you have a pretty sympathetic accused.


22 posted on 04/02/2012 12:54:12 PM PDT by JLS (How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress)
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The `secret sauce’? You don’t wanna know.


23 posted on 04/02/2012 12:54:45 PM PDT by tumblindice (our new, happy lives)
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kinda puts the slogan “I’m Lovin’ IT” in a whole new light...


24 posted on 04/02/2012 12:55:05 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team.

I hope they at least let her finish the burgers.


32 posted on 04/02/2012 1:10:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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She got busted, but at least she got to eat her meal...oh wait...evidence!


33 posted on 04/02/2012 1:13:16 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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