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Original “Dumb and Dumber” duo signed on for sequel (Starring Jim Carrey/Jeff Daniels)
Hotair ^ | 04/03/2012 | Tina Korbe

Posted on 04/03/2012 12:53:41 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

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Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause] Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

1 posted on 04/03/2012 12:53:52 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

It’s “Dumb and dumberer”..*Sheesh* how dumberer can you get?


2 posted on 04/03/2012 12:56:52 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between lose and loose.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Sometimes I read the headlines and say it’s the end of civilization as we know it.


3 posted on 04/03/2012 1:01:59 PM PDT by BipolarBob (If I had a son who jacked jewelry and dealt drugs, he would've looked like Trayvon.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Thank the stars.....

I can stop slitting my wrists now

Humor by stupid has saved me....

FFS do I need to tag this with a /sarc


4 posted on 04/03/2012 1:04:31 PM PDT by Eureka_Lead (There shall not be a dictatorship when the citizens have firearms & Ammunition - Stay Vigilant)
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To: BipolarBob

Am I the only one who does not find Jim Carrey funny?


5 posted on 04/03/2012 1:04:44 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Bolton/Arpaio 2012 "Kick the UN across the border!")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

It’s “Dumb and dumberer”..*Sheesh* how dumberer can you get?

it’s going to be about the current President and Vice President


6 posted on 04/03/2012 1:19:23 PM PDT by molson209
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

RE: It’s “Dumb and dumberer”..

That one does not count. It did not have the original Carrey/Daniels cast in it.


7 posted on 04/03/2012 1:19:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Dumb and Dumber: BO and JB.


8 posted on 04/03/2012 1:24:54 PM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: cardinal4

Funny. Dumb and Dumber is about the only film I find Carry funny.

I’ll admit, I’ll watch the film everytime it’s shown on TV. Lauren Holly was HOT!


9 posted on 04/03/2012 1:28:50 PM PDT by hattend (Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions. - Barack Obama)
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To: SeekAndFind

I love it. Im not ashamed to admit it:o)


10 posted on 04/03/2012 1:29:19 PM PDT by TheGunny
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To: SeekAndFind
dumb and dumber! Pictures, Images and Photos
11 posted on 04/03/2012 1:30:29 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: SeekAndFind

“Kick his ass, Seabass!”


12 posted on 04/03/2012 1:33:17 PM PDT by Clemenza ("History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil governm)
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Pretty bird...pretty bird...

Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

13 posted on 04/03/2012 1:33:17 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Great lines from the movie:

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Lloyd: Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.
Harry: Where did you find that?
Lloyd: Some kid back in town. Traded the van for it strait up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this Hawg.
Harry: You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4

PA cop: Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsylvania. C’mon! Give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak. C’mon!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD2YJrvd71Y

Lloyd: We’ve got no food. We’ve got no job. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Harry: I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let’s not.


14 posted on 04/03/2012 1:34:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: hattend

“Dumb and Dumber is about the only film I find Carry funny.”

Have you never seen “Liar Liar?”


15 posted on 04/03/2012 1:34:47 PM PDT by mouske
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To: Future Snake Eater

I have never seen a movie theater erupt in louder and more sustained laughter than I did during Dumb and Dumber, by far the most laughs I’ve heard at a theater.

Something About Mary, Kingpin, The Naked Gun movies and Borat were close


16 posted on 04/03/2012 1:35:45 PM PDT by jeltz25
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To: mouske

I have and I didn’t (find him all that funny in that one)

Dumb and Dumber and maybe Mask.

Let me clarify: I do laugh during mosy of his movies but Dumb and Dumber is the one I still find funny after multiple viewings. The rest...not so much.


17 posted on 04/03/2012 1:39:44 PM PDT by hattend (Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions. - Barack Obama)
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To: Snickering Hound

hehehhe

I’m chuckling at that clip

Love the movie.


18 posted on 04/03/2012 1:43:17 PM PDT by hattend (Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions. - Barack Obama)
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To: SeekAndFind

Dumb and Dumber sequel
Does That mean Obama and Biden get re-elected?


19 posted on 04/03/2012 1:51:10 PM PDT by NoDRodee (U>S>M>C)
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Lloyd: “I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

One of my favorite movies of all time, but I’m not excited about a sequel, just wish they would leave a classic alone.


20 posted on 04/03/2012 1:52:19 PM PDT by Blaine Fabin
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