I need some silliness!
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
Be careful what you purchase on eBay.
A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
They sent him a magnifying glass.
Instructions said, “Do not use in the sunlight”
It just hit me!!!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year,if any medical needs arise.. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.
My darn dog is a Democrat!
Thank you. And, a Happy Resurrection Day Celebration to you.