Skip to comments.Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Posted on 04/09/2012 10:28:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his on-again, off-again girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the womans arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.
Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and squeezing as hard as she could. The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.
The victim recalled that Reber refused to let go of his scrotum, but that he was finally able to pry his scrotum from Rebers hand after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.
A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and a long wide tear on his scrotum, which had been completely torn loose from his body.
In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work. The man added that his scrotum is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.
Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victims home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.
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Why didn’t he just knock the bi*ch in the head for crying out loud? I mean....dozens of questions here...was he sitting there naked when she came in; just exactly how did she get to his scrotum? Is it so big it was sticking out of his shorts (which btw I have seen ... blech to men who let that happen)? WTF?
It’s another ‘I don’t get it’ thing!
Now why do I think that there might be another woman involved in this sad tale?
I suspect that he didn’t hit back for fear the cops would think he was the aggressor. (Also that “don’t hit a woman” conditioning can be hard to overcome.)
From the sound of it, she grabbed his scrotum through his clothes with a death grip.
More questions: What did she ‘pummel’ him in the head with? Why didn’t he get up when she came in ravin’ like a loon to begin with ....??
WHY WHY WHY WHY?????????????WHYYYYYYYYYYY????? lol (I have a cool graphic with WHY...but puter is very busy now cannot retrieve it)
Well will you post the pics...they are not coming up on the article for me and I want to see this female ARNOLD...and the Barney Fife she attacked (if you have time that is...well it is YOUR thread...so you are sort of in charge of entertaining your some of your weirder fans lol!)
That would have to be a beast of a woman. I’ve never dated any woman who I couldn’t break the bones in her hand with my bare hand if I wanted to. Any ex of mine would let go instantly if I wanted.
And ya know what? Even if she was a beast of a woman there’s ways to make her let go without knocking her upside the head.
I’m suddenly glad I don’t have a ball sack!
That is why rats can pull them up inside there body when they are fighting.
So many responses, and all of the would get me banned...
I thought that ‘RATS didn’t have them to begin with.
Have to wait for morning; can’t post pix from my cell phone.
Ive never dated any woman who I couldnt break the bones in her hand with my bare hand
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My Pappy always told me to date a woman with tiny hands as it makes certain parts of the anatomy seem much larger, by proportion, than they actually are.
bummer...be sure to ping me ok? I have the attention span of a flea sometimes LOL! Really...I’m just kidding..well sort of.
Ex-girlfriend pummels man with ex-scrotum.
Maybe some good will come to this guy in the way of Hollywood buying the movie rights.
“Great Balls of Fire”?
“I’ve got You Under My Skin”?
“Night of the Living Scrotum Snatchers”?
I can’t imagine how painful it is to get hit/squeezed there.
I’ve been hit in my breasts and that hurts.
It hurts. Never hit a guy there unless you’re planning on killing him.
The Silence of the Yams.
I’d have to take three pictures anyway.
(Because I have three cats. What did you think I was taking pictures of?)
Isn’t this what they teach females in school today anyway? Just a little ‘girl power’ gone amok.
You got a credit card slot instead?
Zer0’s been raiding it.
It took a second for me to get that but no,I don’t. :(
It would be pretty cool if I could stash things in my bosom.
“Could I borrow five dollars?”
Sure. *reaching into cleavage* Here you go!
hopefully I won’t have to!
I wonder if it will be back "on again"?
OK, I apologize for that post. I was wondering what I was doing sitting here for 20 minutes with my legs crossed and felt obliged to say something.
A friend of mine years ago fell, straddling a plank bleacher seat.
His “boys”swelled .he said, to a little larger than Oranges. He had ice packs on for a week.
While in the hospital, for two weeks, nurses that weren;t even assigned to him or his floor came by to”check” his progress.
I also had another pal that had the differential in his rail/dragster explode and it delayed his wedding. Dragsters, in the 1950 the driver sat over the differential.
Nothing to apologize for...um, you do know what “yams” are a slang term for?
Pix at post #29.
I think I may start a business sellling armored codpieces.
By orders of magnitude.
“BALL ME MORIAL HOSPITAL”
ok bad joke but with that flag pole in the way...well...ok there was another bad joke..
Bet someone giggled though.
Your post made me cringe...twice. I’m glad I am not buddies with you. Your friends have a tendency for excruciatingly painful accidents.
Before I let you custom fit me, are you a female? If you are, are you even tempered?
If you are male,
Count me as one. I still can't figure out if "Ball" was someones name they used for the hospital or if it is their medical specialty.
I could have explained about a female friend who got her t—t caught in a Maytag washing machine wringer.
Really it was just her arm. :^}
The t—t part was an OLDE joke: “
I haven’t laughed so hard since my Sister got her T—t caught in the wringer”. (1955)
Have a Great day, Fellow Night Owl.
Just a guess, but I don’t think us men have much control over the size of our sacks.
Hey thx for posting the pic and the ping.
She is not what I imagined at all; sumo wrestler came to mind but that gal, a good zing in the head should have done her in and...well she just looks like your everyday sweetie pie who was in a bad mood during mugshot day.
Interesting. Bet he looked like or was built like Barney Fife though.
Probably just another new fad that we'll have to endure: the peek-a-boo sack or some such nonsense. Probably complete with tattoos.
LOL! I think it's time for bed.....
Think “strength of madness.”
Sometimes they just gotta be free... flapping in the breeze... bouncing against our ankles...
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