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Posted on 04/13/2012 3:18:58 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch

Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch?


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It couldn't stand the thought of being that far from Dear Leader.
1 posted on 04/13/2012 3:19:02 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

You signed up in 2000 to pst this today?


2 posted on 04/13/2012 3:20:40 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: InvisibleChurch

More like “topical fail.”

;-)


3 posted on 04/13/2012 3:22:45 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: InvisibleChurch

It tried to fly on an empty stomach.


4 posted on 04/13/2012 3:26:12 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: InvisibleChurch

Because Oriental “missiles” traditionally fail.

Even if they succeed, nobody notices due to the diminutive nature.


5 posted on 04/13/2012 3:29:04 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: InvisibleChurch

Because it was starving.


6 posted on 04/13/2012 3:36:13 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: Third Person

They ran out of bamboo.

The peons ate it all.


7 posted on 04/13/2012 3:40:19 PM PDT by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Not enough vinegar to mix with the baking soda?


8 posted on 04/13/2012 3:40:19 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft ( WHO WE ELECT AS PRESIDENT IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS WHO THEY APPOINT.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

It ran out of fuel. Haven’t you heard about the rice shortage in North Korea?


9 posted on 04/13/2012 3:41:43 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: InvisibleChurch
Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch?

Well, Technically it DID get off the pad
It just didn't stay up

Insert Viagra joke here

10 posted on 04/13/2012 3:41:51 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: InvisibleChurch
Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch?


11 posted on 04/13/2012 3:42:10 PM PDT by capt. norm (Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material. c)
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To: InvisibleChurch

It didn’t fail to launch. It went 100 miles. They don’t have the know how or technology. They are morons.


12 posted on 04/13/2012 3:44:05 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: HangnJudge

This might'a worked

13 posted on 04/13/2012 3:47:08 PM PDT by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

Too bad the woman above is REALLY a man. No joke.


14 posted on 04/13/2012 3:50:02 PM PDT by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

Aye, it just might


15 posted on 04/13/2012 3:57:56 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

Aye, it just might


16 posted on 04/13/2012 3:58:27 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: al baby

You have one more week, I see...


17 posted on 04/13/2012 4:11:34 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Cyber Liberty

One more week?


18 posted on 04/13/2012 4:31:10 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Dear Leader told his own joke and the missile obediently cracked up.


19 posted on 04/13/2012 4:37:13 PM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: InvisibleChurch
There was this scene from Deal of the Century ...
20 posted on 04/13/2012 5:16:22 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Steyn: Obama sez: "Nice little Supreme Court you got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.")
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To: al baby

Yeah. You’ll be FR 14 years. As I will be a few days later....


21 posted on 04/13/2012 5:20:42 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: al baby

(Ya codger)


22 posted on 04/13/2012 5:21:39 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Holy crap and my guidance counselor said i would not add up to much


23 posted on 04/13/2012 6:06:06 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: InvisibleChurch

North Korea should know that joke warfare has been banned since the end of World War II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM


24 posted on 04/13/2012 6:08:59 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Some how, some way, US Dept of Energy guaranteed the financing.


25 posted on 04/13/2012 6:14:20 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: InvisibleChurch

The raunch faired!


26 posted on 04/13/2012 6:18:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs

#13 - LOL - you may have found the one “non military” female Nork who didn’t have to eat boiled tree bark for dinner...


27 posted on 04/13/2012 8:25:56 PM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: al baby

I don’t want to seem pushy.


28 posted on 04/13/2012 8:50:41 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I'm guessing the instructions for launch were in Persian Farsi?
29 posted on 04/13/2012 9:40:03 PM PDT by Dogbert41 ("...or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. " -Jesus)
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