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Posted on 04/13/2012 3:18:58 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch?
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It couldn't stand the thought of being that far from Dear Leader.
To: InvisibleChurch
You signed up in 2000 to pst this today?
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posted on
04/13/2012 3:20:40 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: InvisibleChurch
More like “topical fail.”
;-)
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posted on
04/13/2012 3:22:45 PM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: InvisibleChurch
It tried to fly on an empty stomach.
To: InvisibleChurch
Because Oriental “missiles” traditionally fail.
Even if they succeed, nobody notices due to the diminutive nature.
To: InvisibleChurch
To: Third Person
They ran out of bamboo.
The peons ate it all.
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posted on
04/13/2012 3:40:19 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
To: InvisibleChurch
Not enough vinegar to mix with the baking soda?
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posted on
04/13/2012 3:40:19 PM PDT
by
Bringbackthedraft
( WHO WE ELECT AS PRESIDENT IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS WHO THEY APPOINT.)
To: InvisibleChurch
It ran out of fuel. Haven’t you heard about the rice shortage in North Korea?
To: InvisibleChurch
Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch? Well, Technically it DID get off the pad
It just didn't stay up
Insert Viagra joke here
To: InvisibleChurch
Why did the North Korean missile fail to launch? 
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posted on
04/13/2012 3:42:10 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material. c)
To: InvisibleChurch
It didn’t fail to launch. It went 100 miles. They don’t have the know how or technology. They are morons.
To: HangnJudge
This might'a worked
To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
Too bad the woman above is REALLY a man. No joke.
To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
To: FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
To: al baby
You have one more week, I see...
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posted on
04/13/2012 4:11:34 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
To: Cyber Liberty
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posted on
04/13/2012 4:31:10 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: InvisibleChurch
Dear Leader told his own joke and the missile obediently cracked up.
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posted on
04/13/2012 4:37:13 PM PDT
by
trebb
("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
To: InvisibleChurch
There was this scene from Deal of the Century ...
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posted on
04/13/2012 5:16:22 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Steyn: Obama sez: "Nice little Supreme Court you got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.")
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