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To: jwsea55

1) Panic.

2) Panic like a little girl.

3) Panic like a little girl and squeal in fear.

4) Panic like a little girl and squeal in fear and run in circles with your arms in the air.

5) Crap yourself.

Heck, it’s always worked for me.


9 posted on 04/14/2012 10:46:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the humor.
The first time I called it was like, “I am not prepared for this. I have someone who thinks they are dying and I need to deal with details.”


11 posted on 04/14/2012 10:54:36 AM PDT by jwsea55
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To: Lazamataz

During a crisis, you should always act like something is on fire. If nothing is actually on fire you should set something ablaze so it will be easier for everyone to act like something is on fire.


16 posted on 04/14/2012 3:23:23 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: Lazamataz
I always tell them “There's two really friendly golden retrievers here and the first cop gets to shoot them BOTH!” That really lowers the response time.
18 posted on 04/14/2012 3:33:31 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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