Men pay price for not reading instructions on hair removal cream....

Mail Online ^ | 4/19/2012 | Deborah Andrews

[Morgana]

FULL TITLE: Men pay price for not reading instructions on hair removal cream as review pages detail painful genital experiences

Men attempting to remove hair from their genitals have found that the process is not as straightforward as they may have thought.

For many women, learning to cope with the pain of hair removal is something they take in their stride.

But for men, the basics of preening don’t always come so easily - judging by some of the unfortunate experiences documented in reviews of a new hair removal cream.

[Morgana]

All right you two have at it.

[bigheadfred]

Pffft!

[Billthedrill]

One reviewer, Andrew, writes of the bestselling cream on the Amazon website that the testicles he 'knew and loved' are gone now.

Sorry, Andrew. That's what marriage is for.

[C. Edmund Wright]

nicely done...

[shibumi]

"For many women, learning to cope with the pain of hair removal is something they take in their stride. "

Now don't go trying to pass this off to the guys.

Enquiring minds want to know how ~you~ cope. Just how *is* your stride?

(For alternative methods of permanent hair removal, see tagline.)

[Autonomous User]

Manscaping is never left to the novice.

[upsdriver]

Men pay price for not reading instructions on hair removal cream as review pages detail painful genital experiences

There's a name for "men" who have no genital area hair..... boys.

[Ronin]

NO PICS! Please NO PICS!

NOOOOOOoooooooooo........

[Morgana]

"There's a name for "men" who have no genital area hair..... boys. " You forgot bodybuilders. They do it so you see every detail.

[Breto]

only reason to take hair from down there is to past on top of my head...

[Breto]

only reason to take hair from down there is to paste it on top of my head...

[Autonomous User]

FYI

http://hamsterhideout.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=61965

[timeflies]

LOL I’ve never understood how some guys on TV will lay there and let someone use hot wax to remove chest hair. Usually on that stupid “Funniest Home Videos”. I hate that show. My husband loves it. I don’t see how anyone can stand hot wax anywhere.

[EEGator]

Phil Pfister isn’t a bodybuilder. He’s a World’s Strongest Man contestant.

[ConorMacNessa]

Guys who "manscape" their body hair are not deserving of the title "man." They are rightly described as fops, quiffs, Nancy-boys, girlie-men and any number of other sobriquets. There wasn't much I approved of in Andy Rooney, but I have to give him credit - he didn't trim those magnificent eyebrows.

Hair is beautiful, hair is masculine, hair is good! If you're going to harvest your body hair, you may as well go all the way and harvest your testes, such as they are.



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Salamander]

Hmmmm.

Must be why I never bother looking at them.

[bigbob]

Mrs. Brown gives this topic the typically sensitive British treatment in this BBC clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0iLtT46fY

[upsdriver]

only reason to take hair from down there is to past on top of my head..

An afro?

[Autonomous User]

That would be a very bad “Rug!”

lol

[Dallas59]

It’s the only thing I have left to comb.

[upsdriver]

Yep, there’s enough pain in life without volunteering for it. :)

[Autonomous User]

“only reason to take hair from down there is to past on top of my head..”

So if Obama has a son....

[cripplecreek]

Blowtorch works just fine thanks.

[shibumi]

"Hair is beautiful, hair is masculine, hair is good!"

If you say so .....

[Salamander]

[Morgana]

Well his body is well built!!

[Revolting cat!]

I was once told to remove my ear hair which I didn’t even know I had.

[timeflies]

Buy Drano in bulk I guess.

[Salamander]

That post seems a bit over-reactive/defensive.

Show me yours.

[ConorMacNessa]

LOL! And of course, you bring us three of the missing links! I admit to being a mossback, but those guys look like the products of human-pongid interbreeding, not to mention their apparent lack of hygiene.



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[TSgt]

In my younger days I personally had a horrific experience with Nair.

And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

[Chickensoup]

One reviewer, Andrew, writes of the bestselling cream on the Amazon website that the testicles he ‘knew and loved’ are gone now.

Sorry, Andrew. That’s what marriage is for.

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Laughed out lout

POST OF THE DAY!

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

There is such a thing as too much hair.

that being said,I don't want a man to remove ALL of it.

I want a man,not a prepubescent little boy.

[shibumi]

"Show me yours."

Oh, I've got some alright.

Mostly frontal and a bit on the back. Thing is, it's kind of deceptive. Turning gray rapidly.

[mamelukesabre]

There’s a difference between a body builder and a power lifter. You posted a pic of a power lifter. They do not care one iota what they look like.

Body builders, on the other hand, are all about appearances. They ONLY care what they look like and really have no interest in how strong their muscles actually are.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

when I went to a “beauty school” I volunteered to have my underarm hair waxed. It HURT!

There are two hairless patches to this day. It’s been 3 years.

[ConorMacNessa]

Bodybuilders = Self-absorbed Narcissists. End of analysis.



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Salamander]

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

[dfwgator]

You posted a pic of a power lifter. They do not care one iota what they look like.

Yep, the late, great Vasili Alexeyev sure didn't care.

[Amberdawn]

Ouch! I went with laser treatment. Painful and somewhat expensive, but 12 years on and still silky smooth.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I will not have my bikini area waxed. I will take care of that on my own,thank you.

[Rebelbase]

My girlfriend does that for me with tweezers and relishes the pain it causes me.

[shibumi]

They’re on my FB page.

[Slings and Arrows]

Real men use flamethrowers.

[KoRn]

Most of the time I just pull out unwanted hair, if I find myself not wanting it in a particular location. Hurts a little, but who cares.

[Daffynition]

[Slings and Arrows]

*facepalm*

[gonzo]

"...Real men use flamethrowers..."

I used a weedeater, but only once ............................ FRegards

[Slings and Arrows]