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Posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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10 Ways That Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light

Weird soundbites coming out of this campaign.

Like this oddball statement from the First Lady:

[Michelle] Obama closed by asking the audience three times, “Are you in?”

“Because I am so in,” she said over the applause. “We have an amazing story to tell. This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”

Now generally that’s a metaphor for something GOOD happening to you, but given Barack’s unmitigated record of disaster, it can’t possibly be true in this case. So maybe she meant it like:
______________

1) The obvious death-metaphor of “walking toward the light.”

2) Train tunnel. Train coming. Obama likes trains.

3) Sunny, breezy, summer day. The roof of your house blows off.

4) Meditating with a single candle. Your curtains catch on fire.

5) Sleeping peacefully at 3am, the EPA exercises a no-knock warrant by throwing a flash-grenade through your window to remind you to use compact fluorescent bulbs.

6) You’re an old-school vampire and your name’s not Blade.

7) “You develop your own film? Cool! Let’s have a look at what’s soaking in the tray!” [click]

8) Out parking with your best girl and Officer McNosy puts 1500 lumens into your eyes.

9) Anyone remember the end of “Stalag 17″?

10) Oh look! Cyclops took his visor off!


 
 

1 posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!! Woohoo!!!! It’s finally Friday!!!


2 posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:45 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOO HOO TGIF


3 posted on 04/20/2012 5:48:52 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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Hell yeah its friday!!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 04/20/2012 5:50:35 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Lucky9teen

In Before the Ping - Hotdamn!!


5 posted on 04/20/2012 5:52:15 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

In !!!


6 posted on 04/20/2012 5:53:35 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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8 posted on 04/20/2012 6:02:08 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: ShadowAce

No. 7.


9 posted on 04/20/2012 6:02:13 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!
10 posted on 04/20/2012 6:12:00 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
DUDE, That Dog head....is like....freaky!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/college_or_weed-13186.jpg

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000271806/polls_funny_pictures_cat_smokes_catnip_1527_683589_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

http://www.soccerladuma.co.za/ayoba/file/pic/photo/2011/06/SIR%2520ESPANA-obama-smoking-weed.jpg

11 posted on 04/20/2012 6:14:43 AM PDT by KC_Lion (I will NEVER vote for Romney, the GOP will go the way of the Whigs if they nominate him)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

At your best: You are uninhibited, funny, and relaxed.

What people like about being around you: You're friendly, welcoming, and easy to talk to.

What people dislike about being around you: You're a little sloppy and careless.

How addicted people get to you: A fair amount, though they tend to deny it.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

12 posted on 04/20/2012 6:19:05 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 15? Top 20?


13 posted on 04/20/2012 6:30:37 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top < 100!


14 posted on 04/20/2012 6:33:30 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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Top Twenty!! Yee haw!! :)


15 posted on 04/20/2012 6:45:40 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 20! Woot!


16 posted on 04/20/2012 6:46:25 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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FINALLY. OFST! I’m always up and gone to work before it’s posted, so I should get an honorary top ten posting status!


17 posted on 04/20/2012 6:47:12 AM PDT by Big Giant Head
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18 posted on 04/20/2012 6:48:07 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: Lucky9teen

VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND...

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of
me Life, between the legs of me wife !”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street
Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised myself...
You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four years.
“Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep”.


19 posted on 04/20/2012 6:50:57 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Lucky9teen
HOT DOG IT'S FRIDAY!!!


20 posted on 04/20/2012 6:58:08 AM PDT by red-dawg
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