Posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Happy 420 all!!!
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
re:18
ROFLMAO!!!!!
ty 4 the giggles!
Jerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by a tribe of cannibals in the South Pacific. Before they are to be killed and cooked for the night’s feast, the tribe’s chief asks them if they have any final requests.
Jerry says, “Just hand me a guitar and let me play ‘Dark Star’ one last time.”
The chief then turns to Eric and asks, “How about you?”
Eric replies, “Kill me before he starts.”
A few more Deadhead jokes...
Q: How do you know when a Deadhead has been sleeping in your house?
A: He still is.
Q: How do you know he’s about to leave?
A: The phone bill comes in the mail.
Q: What did the Deadhead say when he came down from his acid trip?
A: “God, this music sucks!”
Q: How do you keep a Deadhead out of your stash?
A: Hide it in the bathtub.
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 50,000. One to change it, 499 to tape the event, and the rest to follow the bulb all over the country until it burns out.
An Amish drive by shooting.
#30 and still beat the ping?
Muldoon walks into the local pub all beat up and bloody. Split lip, ear cut off, 2 black eyes, broken nose.
Bartender: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph..Muldoon, what happen ?
Muldoon: “I was in a fight with Murphy.”
Bartender: “Murphy ???” That sawed-off runt couldn’t take you on his best day and your worst ! “ He must have had someting in his fist”
Muldoon: “aye..he had a shovel and commenced to beat me severely about the head”.
Bartender: “Surely you must have had something in your fist also ?”
Muldoon: “aye..Mrs. Murphy’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it twas too...but utter useless in a fight”Murphy ???
Muldoon walks into the local pub all beat up and bloody. Split lip, ear cut off, 2 black eyes, broken nose.
Bartender: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph..Muldoon, what happen ?
Muldoon: “I was in a fight with Murphy.”
Bartender: “Murphy ???” That sawed-off runt couldn’t take you on his best day and your worst ! “ He must have had someting in his fist”
Muldoon: “aye..he had a shovel and commenced to beat me severely about the head”.
Bartender: “Surely you must have had something in your fist also ?”
Muldoon: “aye..Mrs. Murphy’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it twas too...but utter useless in a fight”
What happened to it, Lucky?
IBTP?
Was your ping naughty?
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Lucky! She has been setting alight to our OFST Ping, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he
couldn’t fly the American flag in his yard. So…
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