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WOMAN OF MY DREAMS?

Posted on 04/21/2012 12:42:50 AM PDT by mamelukesabre

I am a middle aged single guy with no ex wives and no kids. I've never been married and never knocked up no one. For the last 12 years I've been trying hard to find that perfect someone. You may remember me having threads on this very same topic. I recently had a couple of relationships with young asian girls and posted about it...only to have those threads yanked by the FR mods.

The asian girlfriend I broke up with and posted about is still around but we don't get along that well anymore. I found another asian girl younger than her but she is no longer in the picture. She decided I was too old. She probably had a point since she was only 26. Please see my previous threads about my physical fitness. I have been working my ass off to look 15 years younger than my age and I think I have pulled it off except for baldness.

Tonight I met a new girl and I am already in love. There is just one problem. She is a 20 year old law student from Estonia. She is short and chubby and wears very thick glasses. She is very old for her age if you know what I mean. I spent the evening dancing with and drinking with her friends.

We've already made arrangements for the future. I know I am a complete idiot. I can't help it. I will be working out extra hard now and suffering more from tendonitis than I ever have in my life.

I actually wish I really was making this up.

Flame away


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KEYWORDS: girlfriend; pathetic; wife
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To: Salamander

Great story.

So, did one of the two guys who showed up next buy the Porsche?


61 posted on 04/21/2012 3:35:06 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: mamelukesabre

See a “pro” for some “advice”.


62 posted on 04/21/2012 3:36:10 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Safetgiver

I love the smell of tuna fish in the morning.....


63 posted on 04/21/2012 3:38:55 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Nope.

They took it for a test drive and when they came back, the clutch cable was broken and the pedal was on the floor.

Jerks.

Eventually a rich black couple bought and restored it for their daughter as a college going-away gift and it went to a very good home.

:)


64 posted on 04/21/2012 3:41:57 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: Salamander
a rich black couple bought and restored it for their daughter as a college going-away gift

Hmmmm....

65 posted on 04/21/2012 3:44:08 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va

66 posted on 04/21/2012 3:46:11 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: mamelukesabre

Stop thinking and just “be with it”. If both of you enjoy “it” while it lasts you could be suprised how long “it” could last.


67 posted on 04/21/2012 3:47:33 AM PDT by WellyP (REAL)
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To: central_va

Their garage was nicer than my house.

[and no, they didn’t want to adopt me...I asked]


68 posted on 04/21/2012 3:47:42 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: Salamander; goseminoles; GOP Poet
This is not a criticism, just take it for what it is, an observation....you are all much too young to have the proper perspective, IMHO. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGorjBVag0I&feature=relmfu


69 posted on 04/21/2012 3:48:03 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Salamander

The rich black couple wasn’t from Chicago were they?


70 posted on 04/21/2012 3:48:43 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: WellyP

If “it” lasts more than 4 hours, please contact your physician.


71 posted on 04/21/2012 3:49:05 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: central_va

Nope.

Local couple.

He was a doctor, I think.

Wonderfully nice people.

I cried a little when the daughter squealed in delight over the car.

I knew it was going to be with someone who would love it as much as I had.


72 posted on 04/21/2012 3:52:27 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: mamelukesabre
The Jeep won't start, so I'm here giving advice to someone who probably won't even understand it. Understand that I am female, age 65, single (I guess that is the right word) since my sweetie died last July.

To Mr. mamelukesabre: Red flags are waving wildly from your post. Guys who “purchase” a wife from the list of foreign prospects think very little of themselves. They think that is all they can get.

Get a life. Work on yourself. Get some professional help. You sound desperate.

BA

73 posted on 04/21/2012 3:54:44 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent, for the coming of the Lord is nigh.)
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To: Daffynition

Awwwwww.

[I’ll keep that in mind next time hubby’s fixin’ to deck somebody who makes a lusty comment about his “daughter”]

LOL


74 posted on 04/21/2012 3:59:00 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: Battle Axe

So sorry about your sweetie.....:(


75 posted on 04/21/2012 4:00:16 AM PDT by Salamander (Hey, blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: All

had a friend that tried the Russian bride thing back in the late 90’s. The one thing he said was that Russian women (meaning women that were born and lived in Russia for all their lives) didn’t age well. He said “they don’t go over the hill, they go off the cliff”.
Same guy ended up marrying a wonderful Asian woman he met in a similar fashion.


76 posted on 04/21/2012 4:01:21 AM PDT by newnhdad (Where will you be during the Election Riots of 2012/2013?)
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To: mamelukesabre
She is a 20 year old law student from Estonia.

You mean a sophomore in college, right?

She is very old for her age

So she acts and talks like a 25 year old? That and a fake ID will get her a beer......

Here's a tip, let what hair you have grow long then you can pull it back in a ponytail and tie it with a little rubber band. The young chicks really dig the hip old guys with ponytails and an earring. Yea, I almost forgot the earring......

Oh, and one other thing, if you can afford a Vette then you can stop working out. Young chicks don't care if you're fat and going bald as long as you own a Vette.......

You might want to also get yourself a boat, minimum of 26 footer. The young chicks love to party on boats just as long as you bring the beer too. The advantage of the boat is they won't have to worry about obtaining fake ID's to get into bars. But keep in mind that the boat thing is only good thru the warm months. Once winter arrives then you have to revert back to using the Vette as your chick magnet.....

Good luck dude, party on!

77 posted on 04/21/2012 4:06:54 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Would I like to be young again? No, I worked too hard to get here, I don't want to do it again)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Awwwwwww, for the love of GOD! Did you have to do that during breakfast?


78 posted on 04/21/2012 4:10:18 AM PDT by carriage_hill (I'd vote for a "orange juice can", before 0bummer&HisRegimeFromHell, gets another 4yrs. Can-> later.)
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To: GOP Poet

I am 73 years old and been married through thick and thin to the same great gal over 51 years, she was my dream girl and always will be. When dating and thought I was pursuing her, she later confided the hunter had been the hunted right up to saying, I do. So I would be the worlds worst to be offering courting advice, for I didn’t, and still don’t, have a clue when it comes to that game.


79 posted on 04/21/2012 4:24:05 AM PDT by Sea Parrot (Nations are only truly great when it's people are struggling against all odds, growing and expanding)
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To: mamelukesabre

I found the best way to “plan” for the perfect relationship is to not plan or have any expectations. If it blossoms into something where you both realize that you are meant to be, then God will bless it. If it is not obvious to both of you over the next year or so, then you had a wonderful experience that will strengthen future relationships. The age difference only complicates things because when she is 40, you’ll be approaching 80. I would advise opening your heart and cherishing the time together, but keeping the expectations low - expectations ruin most things that are worth having. Best wishes ya ole coot.


80 posted on 04/21/2012 4:26:34 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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