Posted on 04/22/2012 6:05:18 AM PDT by IbJensen
This is an example of how stupid the entire cult of environmentalism is. Some “scientists” measured the amount of methane in cow farts by way of saving the Earth from something or other. If you look closely at virtually everything environmentalists say about any subject, you will conclude that it closely resembles cow farts.
Alan Caruba, Earth Day 2012
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Actually, they do. The indians try to convince you that they were great trackers, but they weren’t.
“Where buffalo at today, Leaping Weasel?”
Sniffsniffsniff
“I’d say they’re to the North and, whew, they got into the wild onions again!”
Doesn’t vegetation give off exactly the same amount of methane whether it is digested or rots? The Great Plains had 6’ high (and taller) grasses covering it before evil, modern civilization arrived.
Once a cow farts enough that it’s next fart will endanger humanity I say we eat it!
“What are you doing to help the environment?”
“I’m eating the cow. But I’m just one man!”
— Ron White
We should bottle up cow gas and sell it to liberals as a health food supplement or an energy booster. Just think of all the profits it would make if it was marketed as a product that had a direct impact on global warming. We can use liberal guilt alone to make millions.
Wait a minnit.... Are you promoting the idea of 'eating the next fart'? Because if that is where you are going, count me out! : P
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