“Can you imagine a brigade of My Little Pony loverboys lined up to fight the invading Chinese Red Army? “
Might be the closest thing to a girlfriend the Chinese will get.
Honestly, though . . . isn't it just a matter of time before a country with the means and motivation finally just figures out that except for a few places in the South, they could just land an army on the continental United States and kick the living shit out of us?