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Husband Orders Hitman To Murder His Wife As A BIRTHDAY PRESENT To Himself
iwidk ^
| 27th April, 2012
| Lukasz Bielawski
Posted on 04/28/2012 9:13:59 AM PDT by yank in the UK
Jorge Vazquez, 32, is facing charges of conspiracy to commit murder, after he attempted to hire a hitman to murder his wife as a 32nd birthday present for himself.
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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: birthday; hitman; marriage
The worst birthday ever
To: yank in the UK
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
To: yank in the UK
Haven’t we all thought of giving ourselves such a gift? (Just kidding, honey.)
To: vladimir998
All I wanted was a new set of golf clubs.
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:20:54 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: vladimir998
Haven’t we all thought of giving ourselves such a gift? (Just kidding, honey.)If I'd have shot mine when I first wanted to, I'd have been out by now.
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:29:47 AM PDT
by
umgud
(No Rats, No Rino's)
To: yank in the UK
Yeah, but the wanted dead or alive poster by the NBP is acceptable.
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:32:02 AM PDT
by
lysie
To: yank in the UK
He should have just taken her hog hunting.
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:46:33 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: yank in the UK
Jorge Vazquez, 32, is facing charges of conspiracy to commit murder, after he attempted to hire a hitman to murder his wife as a 32nd birthday present for himself.
Boy, what a present...a hit on your wife...(if your wife's a nag divorce her Moron!!)
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:47:22 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: yank in the UK
If I’d have shot you dead when I first thought of it I’d be out of jail by now.
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posted on
04/28/2012 9:55:47 AM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
To: yank in the UK
Illegal immigration is such a great thing the elitists have given to their cheap labor invaders. They are horribly vulnerable with the status of illegal and abused all the time by shady citizens. In Houston they use the women and chidren of illegals in sex slavery schemes. Much more abuse, too.
Halt illegal immigration!
To: yank in the UK
Just wait I bet the judge gives him many years living in state accomadations for his 33rd birthday!
To: chris_bdba
Happy birthday cupcake, meet your new cell mate Sambo.
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posted on
04/28/2012 12:05:32 PM PDT
by
yank in the UK
( A liberal mocking Christianity. I asked "why don't you mock Islam?" he replied "Muslims are violent)
To: yank in the UK
Marriage is like a deck of cards...It starts out with two hearts and a diamond, and ends with a club and a spade.
I haven't spoken to my wife in over three months. We're not fighting...I just don't like to interrupt.
My wife treats me like an idol...she feeds me burnt offerings.
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posted on
04/28/2012 12:58:59 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: yank in the UK
,,,,, exactly when is Moochelle’s birthday ,,,,
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posted on
04/28/2012 12:59:40 PM PDT
by
Lionheartusa1
(-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
To: yank in the UK
Frankly, I’d rather be in prison than free with the humourless.
To: yank in the UK
Hmmmm, I never thought of this one.
JUST KIDDING, love you hubby o’mine.
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posted on
04/28/2012 5:31:52 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: yank in the UK
I already told the judge.
I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again.
Until next time.
He said, "That's cool, no harm, no foul. Now, remember, SANTA IS WATCHING YOU, naughty boy."
We laughed, and I left the courtroom.
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posted on
04/28/2012 5:33:28 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Admin Moderator refuses to let me hit it. -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2875871/posts)
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