Skip to comments.Husband Orders Hitman To Murder His Wife As A BIRTHDAY PRESENT To Himself
Posted on 04/28/2012 9:13:59 AM PDT by yank in the UK
Jorge Vazquez, 32, is facing charges of conspiracy to commit murder, after he attempted to hire a hitman to murder his wife as a 32nd birthday present for himself.
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It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Haven’t we all thought of giving ourselves such a gift? (Just kidding, honey.)
All I wanted was a new set of golf clubs.
If I'd have shot mine when I first wanted to, I'd have been out by now.
Yeah, but the wanted dead or alive poster by the NBP is acceptable.
He should have just taken her hog hunting.
Boy, what a present...a hit on your wife...(if your wife's a nag divorce her Moron!!)
If I’d have shot you dead when I first thought of it I’d be out of jail by now.
Illegal immigration is such a great thing the elitists have given to their cheap labor invaders. They are horribly vulnerable with the status of illegal and abused all the time by shady citizens. In Houston they use the women and chidren of illegals in sex slavery schemes. Much more abuse, too.
Halt illegal immigration!
Just wait I bet the judge gives him many years living in state accomadations for his 33rd birthday!
Happy birthday cupcake, meet your new cell mate Sambo.
I haven't spoken to my wife in over three months. We're not fighting...I just don't like to interrupt.
My wife treats me like an idol...she feeds me burnt offerings.
,,,,, exactly when is Moochelle’s birthday ,,,,
Frankly, I’d rather be in prison than free with the humourless.
Hmmmm, I never thought of this one.
JUST KIDDING, love you hubby o’mine.
I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again.
Until next time.
He said, "That's cool, no harm, no foul. Now, remember, SANTA IS WATCHING YOU, naughty boy."
We laughed, and I left the courtroom.
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