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Cat vanity: I think mine is possessed by at least one demon
my weird cat

Posted on 04/29/2012 7:41:08 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck

I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.


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I smack him lightly, he bites me again, I smack him again, he bites me one more time. Before I can react he jumps up and bounds off the coffee table and hits the couch, stops, turns around and reverses the process and ends up in my lap again. All cuddly and lovey, I pat him some more and it is all evil again. Bites the fire out of my hand and gives me that look and launches off toward the hall.

We named him Rocket for a reason, but this is just bizarre.

Saturday night, more Samurai, more lovey cat. Gives me that look again and is all teeth before I can react. I didn't swat him this time, but the evil eyes are still looking at me. Ears laid back, more biting, the good Samurai slices the bad Samurai, more cat teeth, and another Top Fuel launch toward the hall.

Felines are not to be trusted. This orange tabby has a taste for human flesh. What's next, BRAINS?!?

1 posted on 04/29/2012 7:41:11 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
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To: West Texas Chuck

Go to bed..


2 posted on 04/29/2012 7:43:20 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: West Texas Chuck

Our true overlords wait patiently for the day.... Felines will indeed rule the world.


3 posted on 04/29/2012 7:44:12 PM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: goseminoles

But the movie wasn’t over yet.

Maybe I need gloves.


4 posted on 04/29/2012 7:44:39 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

You need a young priest and an old priest.


5 posted on 04/29/2012 7:44:56 PM PDT by SirLurkedalot (Live Free Or Die)
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To: West Texas Chuck
I've been a dog person for 52 years. Then late last year a kitten found his way onto our property and after a week of trying to find the kittens real home, the boys and wife adopted him.

It took a week to train the dogs not to eat Cooper (the cat) but they all seem to get along fine now (for the most part). Still, that cat is psycho. Bites the hell out of my hand, then gets all cuddly again. Repeat. Plus, Cooper runs thru the house like a bat out of hell. Stops, stairs, runs back again.

We're learning to be dog AND cat people. It's taking some getting used to.

6 posted on 04/29/2012 7:46:13 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Maybe you need a dog...


7 posted on 04/29/2012 7:46:25 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana (Why should I vote for Bishop Romney when he hates me because I am a Christian)
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To: West Texas Chuck
Were I you, I'd be more concerned if the kitty didn't seem to be possessed!
8 posted on 04/29/2012 7:46:57 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad
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To: West Texas Chuck

It’s Spring and he’s all worked up. He needs a female.


9 posted on 04/29/2012 7:47:04 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?)
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To: scripter

stairs = stares


10 posted on 04/29/2012 7:47:51 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: Slings and Arrows

YADKP


11 posted on 04/29/2012 7:47:56 PM PDT by SirLurkedalot (Live Free Or Die)
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To: West Texas Chuck

You’re being too nice.


12 posted on 04/29/2012 7:48:28 PM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: West Texas Chuck
samurai movies?

the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.

13 posted on 04/29/2012 7:48:42 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: West Texas Chuck

You need this guy

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/my-cat-from-hell/


14 posted on 04/29/2012 7:49:04 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Maybe he’s a Democrat aka “Demon-cat”.....They bite the hand that feeds them. And don’t swat him...no no no. That’s self-defense and is against the law of the Demon-cats.


15 posted on 04/29/2012 7:49:04 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: Tennessee Nana

I have a dog. She’s old and fat and deaf.

Not sure she’d help me anyway. Me and my Rocket are the only males on the property, I’d like to think we should stick together, but I’m gonna need some of those big leather gauntlets hawk/eagle handlers wear.


16 posted on 04/29/2012 7:49:20 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Both of mine are possessed, that’s why we named them after demons. Pandora is the worst. She used to stalk our feet like they are little mice and go to town, not playful, but like she was trying to rip meat off the bone.


17 posted on 04/29/2012 7:49:26 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Revolting cat!

ping. seems like a ping is in order.


18 posted on 04/29/2012 7:50:08 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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To: West Texas Chuck

Just about every cat we owned in the past displayed the same behavior.


19 posted on 04/29/2012 7:50:38 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Put Tequila in a spay bottle and spriz him..
if that don’t work use vinegar with some hot sauce..
not a lot just a “taste”..


20 posted on 04/29/2012 7:50:49 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Cats cannot be possessed.


21 posted on 04/29/2012 7:51:10 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
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To: West Texas Chuck
My third ex-wife had a theory about this... She figured the catz were able to see invisable dinosaurs, and they ran and jumped and hid and did weird stuff because they were trying to get away from a dinosaur you can't see.

Maybe he was trying to save your life from an invisible T. Rex.

I did finally divorce her... so take it for what it's worth.

/johnny

22 posted on 04/29/2012 7:51:14 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: the invisib1e hand; West Texas Chuck
the whole thing is weird. maybe should just have the cat for dinner.

Who do you think Chuck is, Obama?

23 posted on 04/29/2012 7:52:07 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: West Texas Chuck

Is he still packing? If so, then he is possessed by at least two demons...Seriously, tap him lightly and hiss sharply whenever he crosses the line. If he challenges you then hiss louder and longer. If he still challenges you, give him the house and you leave because you have adopted a tiger, not a cat.


24 posted on 04/29/2012 7:52:27 PM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Flick him on the nose. When he gets that look or bares his teeth, flick him. It works.


25 posted on 04/29/2012 7:53:11 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees)
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To: davius

Nope, he’s fixed.

Hey cats, I pay the mortgage around here and carry out the trash. I am almost at the top of the food chain.

Almost ;)


26 posted on 04/29/2012 7:54:54 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

It is not uncommon for a cat to nip a person petting it. Usually they don’t draw blood; but if you hit them for doing this they can get teed off. The nips are love-bites. Ever hear someone say about another human “you’re so sweet I could just eat you up”? Similar idea. Sexual sadism is that idea taken to murderous extremes.


27 posted on 04/29/2012 7:55:14 PM PDT by pankot
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To: West Texas Chuck
We are possessed, that's true. GO CAT, GO!


28 posted on 04/29/2012 7:55:29 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: nuconvert

What a bunch of freaks!


29 posted on 04/29/2012 7:55:36 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Ronin
wait patiently for the day.

Wait patiently my skinny arse... If I'm a couple of minutes late waking up, mine are licking my eyelids to see if the soft parts are ready to eat yet.

Of course, the best part of that is that we humans, with no claws to speak of, no teeth to speak of (or none, in my case) generally pick fierce carnivores for pets.

Opposable thumbs rock.

/johnny

30 posted on 04/29/2012 7:56:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: West Texas Chuck

sooo...stop petting it! Sheesh.


31 posted on 04/29/2012 7:57:02 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: West Texas Chuck

32 posted on 04/29/2012 7:57:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I like the way yer big old brain works Johnny.


33 posted on 04/29/2012 7:57:45 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

34 posted on 04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT by garjog
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To: West Texas Chuck

35 posted on 04/29/2012 7:58:25 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: goseminoles

It’s that time of year. Breeding season. My two males cats are in that “overly playful” mode. Other times of the year they’re just fine.


36 posted on 04/29/2012 7:59:39 PM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: mamelukesabre

Maybe, but he gets results. It’s amazing.


37 posted on 04/29/2012 8:00:54 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Only ONE demon? Your cat’s an underachiever. :=)


38 posted on 04/29/2012 8:04:30 PM PDT by Bob
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To: West Texas Chuck

http://consciouscat.net/2012/02/08/petting-aggression-in-cats-biting-the-hand-that-loves/


39 posted on 04/29/2012 8:05:00 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: West Texas Chuck

40 posted on 04/29/2012 8:05:48 PM PDT by garjog
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To: West Texas Chuck

41 posted on 04/29/2012 8:07:19 PM PDT by garjog
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To: nuconvert

Who the hell gives a * if a cat acts up? Throw it on the floor or get rid of it.


42 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:11 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: West Texas Chuck
"He bites the tar out of me."

Just b4 that point we bring out "black kitty", a stuffed toy for the cat to attack.

43 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:11 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: West Texas Chuck

Sounds like something is going on with Devil Cat. Why don’t you take Devil Cat to a vet who loves cats and see what s/he says.


44 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:14 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: West Texas Chuck

Gloves, and a wetsuit....


45 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:26 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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To: skr

That may be the smartest damn thing I have ever read about cats.

Even if the author keeps talking about “she.”


46 posted on 04/29/2012 8:09:42 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck
I'm sitting in the den Friday night watching Samurai movies. My weird psycho cat Rocket jumps into my chair and gets all cuddly and lovey. I am patting him and he gets this look in his eyes and I know what is next. He bites the tar out of me.

They're all like that!

47 posted on 04/29/2012 8:12:23 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: cloudmountain

All my vet ever says is my cat has too many fleas.

Maybe when I am patting him, he thinks the dinosaur fleas are biting him.

Or something ;)

There is no reasoning with cats. And, there is no crying in being on the house cat’s staff.


48 posted on 04/29/2012 8:13:04 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Bite’im back!


49 posted on 04/29/2012 8:14:33 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: SirLurkedalot; West Texas Chuck; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; ...
Two of my cats I cured of love-biting by grabbing their muzzles and saying "NO!" when they did it. They got the message.

The third I cured by accident. I had her on my lap when she latched on to my hand; reflex action caused me to jerk the hand and send her flying across the room. Kitteh unharmed; lesson learned.


50 posted on 04/29/2012 8:15:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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