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Obama's Stupid "Pit Bulls are Delicious" joke...

Posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:21 AM PDT by discipler

Pit Bull is Delicious, Obama tells stupid joke that the difference between a hockey mom and a Pit Bull is that the dog is delicious....

President Obama tells a joke that is just plain tasteless and nonsensical. Who writes this stuff for him! Obama: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" "A pit bull is delicious." First off, I doubt that a pit bull is delicious meat. To say it's "delicious" is probably a stretch unless you have no taste....hmmm. But the second part is the inclusion of the "hockey mom". It's nonsense. How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom? Is is a metaphor for something negative about hockey moms? Did he just slam hockey moms? The President is so interested in trying to deflect the story from his own book that he recalled eating dog when he was young. So now he's yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense. Good grief. Photo is the smile he flashed immediately after telling the "joke". Michelle photo is her looking at him like "I'm going to brain him when I get him alone."


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: animalcruelty; barkobama; bho44; comedy; dogeater; dopeydems; hockeymom; obama; pitbulls
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1 posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:23 AM PDT by discipler
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2 posted on 04/30/2012 5:10:20 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

He is The One. Everyone thinks everything The One says is a) brilliant; b) funny; c) witty; d) all of the above.


3 posted on 04/30/2012 5:20:24 AM PDT by Jerrybob
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To: discipler

In 2008, Rev. Wright said blacks should not sing “God Bless America” but “God damn America.”

Each day, Obama is proof that perhaps we have been damned.


4 posted on 04/30/2012 5:27:43 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: discipler

I learned a new word that is absolutely great!

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-Ra-cy) - A system of government where the

least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing,

and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves

or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the

confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.


5 posted on 04/30/2012 5:28:01 AM PDT by SwatTeam
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The joke was not (IMHO) and attack on Palin as some have suggested. I mean, your supposed to think "well a hockey mom and a pit bull are really really tough so how are they different" and then he surprises you with the line about how yummy dogs are. That's how it's supposed to work, a non sequitor that makes light of some recent buzz.

But there is a problem. The subject is bizarre and distasteful to most Americans. Eating dogs is not considered a light or joking matter. In the US, eating dogs is quasi taboo. He wrote about it in his book so he can't disown it, but he really shouldn't call attention to it, that's not going to ingratiate him to anyone. Once again, IMHO. Your mileage may vary.

6 posted on 04/30/2012 5:28:57 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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Yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense.

The man-child hasn’t grown up any in the last three years.


7 posted on 04/30/2012 5:29:31 AM PDT by Vaduz
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So according to this cannibal, Palin would not be delicious? We are making a comparison to pit bull meat, are we not? The president is tasteless in all endeavors.
8 posted on 04/30/2012 5:31:25 AM PDT by Jumper
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How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has (anyone) eaten hockey mom?

As a Minnesotan, I must plead guilty - and I am far from alone.

Again, my apologies ladies for my crassness.

9 posted on 04/30/2012 5:32:57 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
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Excellent point....if you had done the coaching for the President, he might have pulled it off...but as he told it, it just sucked.


10 posted on 04/30/2012 5:33:12 AM PDT by discipler (How's that 'hope and change' working for 'ya? - RL)
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I learned a new phrase thanks to the Obama pResidency;

Affirmative Actrocity

The disastrous end result of installing a minority into a position they are completely unqualified to hold for the sake of perceived social "justice".

11 posted on 04/30/2012 5:35:57 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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I think this was just so out there and shouldn’t have gone “there” with that one.


12 posted on 04/30/2012 5:36:32 AM PDT by Qwackertoo (Gingrich/West 2012)
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“How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom?”

I see banishment in that one. LMAO


13 posted on 04/30/2012 5:38:00 AM PDT by Venturer
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14 posted on 04/30/2012 5:39:27 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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Maybe I’m just slow this morning, but—tastelessness aside—I just plain don’t get the joke. Maybe his teleprompter has a sloppy autocorrect feature?


15 posted on 04/30/2012 5:43:19 AM PDT by Méabh
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Not only is Obama abhorrent and reprehensible... he’s also damn weird.

Good going, America, for putting this freak in office.


16 posted on 04/30/2012 5:43:58 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Buying Drain-O requires photo I.D... so should voting!)
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Thanks for the explanation. In retrospect, it seems obvious. But for me, when I heard “hockey mom,” that converted immediately to Sarah Palin. Then the joke became Sarah Palin vs. a pit bull, and incomprehensible.


17 posted on 04/30/2012 5:44:02 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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May not have been a joke. Kenyans had cannibals in their culture too, didn’t they?


18 posted on 04/30/2012 5:50:40 AM PDT by Quickgun (Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
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My GOd! That woman is ugly! Wow!


19 posted on 04/30/2012 5:52:07 AM PDT by laweeks
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I thought much the same as you with the addendum that the dog joke was indicative of a very sophomoric sense of humor, more what I would expect from a high school or college student than from a 50 year-old man.

There is no adult in control in this administration, The manchild is surrounded by self-obsessed, elitist, young liberals. They think like college kids, they act like college kids, and they have demonstrated all the leadership and acumen of . . . college kids.
20 posted on 04/30/2012 5:53:37 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Anybody but Obama!!!!)
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