Skip to comments.Obama's Stupid "Pit Bulls are Delicious" joke...
Posted on 04/30/2012 5:08:21 AM PDT by discipler
President Obama tells a joke that is just plain tasteless and nonsensical. Who writes this stuff for him! Obama: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" "A pit bull is delicious." First off, I doubt that a pit bull is delicious meat. To say it's "delicious" is probably a stretch unless you have no taste....hmmm. But the second part is the inclusion of the "hockey mom". It's nonsense. How is a hockey mom delicious or not delicious. Has he eaten hockey mom? Is is a metaphor for something negative about hockey moms? Did he just slam hockey moms? The President is so interested in trying to deflect the story from his own book that he recalled eating dog when he was young. So now he's yucking up jokes that are tasteless and pure nonsense. Good grief. Photo is the smile he flashed immediately after telling the "joke". Michelle photo is her looking at him like "I'm going to brain him when I get him alone."
Obama is strange, and very off-putting.
We watched the video of him firing the “Marshmallow Gun” with the child who created it.
As we watched Obama speak too loudly, and move with jerky, clumsy body language, my teen sons remarked that Obama acted like the lonely kid nobody liked... trying too hard and socially awkward.
And he is running our country. With great results,might I add.
kakistocracy -- government by the worst.
Nobody wants food that bites back.
Is there such a thing as “Idiocracy”?
If there wasn’t, there is now.
Okay, who is going to write the “Obama Cookbook?” Imagine such culinary delights as:
Dog meat in lard sauce.
Roasted primate bush meat thin sliced on a bed of arugula.
Long pig with Sotoro sauce.
It’s both—a slam at Palin and a jab at himself meant to defang the dog issue, no pun intended.
Seeing what Obama is married too I am totally convinced this was actually a bestiality fantasy on his part.... or maybe an actual recall of one of his sexual conquest....
I’m not sure, but is she the only actual pol who dared to venture into the dog meat issue directly?
Maybe he’s pandering to the immigrants from Asian countries where dogs are eaten. The only problem is, they tend to be concentrated in states he will carry anyway.
He’s a real hep cat, man.
For anyone here who’s familiar with fraternity house humor, there’s a powerful, disgusting sexual innuendo here about hockey moms. Bill Clinton, our raunchiest president ever before the Illegal, at least kept this kind of obscene humor in private, but not the Illegal.
Actually, I recall election day 2008. The "Americans" in line to vote for our little Kenyan communist dictator looked like something straight out of the Mos Eisley Spaceport.
The teens in my family suspect the Obamas are really alien invaders and thus they are awkward at mimicking normal human behaviors that they haven't had time to practice.
Thanks for the new words. I knew there were very intelligent people here.
Oh yeah it was. He set up the joke with a comment about Palin.
Yes! And he doesn’t like ice cream-but I have seen tons of photos of him eating it...like he knows we all don’t trust people who don’t like ice cream- but he forces himself to eat it in public to prove he is normal. Creepy
And remember Michelle said the girls don’t get birthday presents? WTF?
“In a magazine interview Obama and his wife Michelle revealed that one of their steadfast house rules is not giving Christmas or birthday presents to Malia, 10, and Sasha, seven.”
Ok, then. Yes, we had big parties with lots of friends and cake and pizza and movies and roller skating and friends, but we gave our kids a present, at least one. And nothing extravagant, really.
I think he is a big weirdo. Their kids seem like nice kids...
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