Posted on 05/01/2012 3:17:18 PM PDT by cll
KABUL (SAT 1 Re) - Unable to convince the Joint Chiefs of Staff to nominate him for the Medal of Honor for his actions of May 2, 2011, President Obama has decided to award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom instead.
During his address to the Global Community from Afghanistan later tonight, Supreme Commader-in-Chief Obama will have Afghan President Karzai hold the coveted award while he runs his head through the ribbon himself.
"It is altogether fitting and appropriate that we do this", said our new National Hero. "My actions on that momentous day will forever mark a new beginning in decision making, when the elimination call of terrorist has-beens are again validated by the wisdom of the Excellency in the White House Situation Room", he added.
"I'm already envisioning the National Mausoleum that will one day grace the National Mall with the embalmed body of my First Pride, for all of posterity to see on every May 1 from that day to eternity", waxed a proud First Mother Michelle Obama.
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You can leave the sarc tag off
if 0dumbo thought he could do this he would.
and yet i laughed
Can he be embalmed early...
Have you a real link or are you just full of it?
Did he also give himself another Nobel Peace Prize?
Read the keywords in OP’s post.
No. I will not support fakery.
You go ahead and support fakery.
As my Mom used to say, I’d like to buy him for what he’s worth and sell him for what he thinks he’s worth.
Well then, click on the link to OP’s source, right underneath OP’s title above. Put your responses there. They would love to hear from you. Trust me. No fakery.
Funny picture
Considering he got a Nobel Prize in 2009, for doing absolutely nothing, I do not consider this to be satire.
Pure BS, JACKASS!!!
You’re funny.
“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”
So then humblegunner is your real name???
“No. I will not support fakery. You go ahead and support fakery”
So then humblegunner is your real name???
They already got my response, Junior. How about you?
Fakery is bullshit. Not needed. Bad form and lame as hell.
Ought to be removed as a matter of fact.
The very idea, trying to trick folks. Sucker needs punched.
Sure is.
You got a problem with that?
You’re so funny. Lol. You made me laugh. I know you are kidding, but it still is funny. Have a great day FRiend.
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