Skip to comments.Obama awards himself Medal of Freedom, Declares May Day National Holiday in his honor
Posted on 05/01/2012 3:17:18 PM PDT by cll
KABUL (SAT 1 Re) - Unable to convince the Joint Chiefs of Staff to nominate him for the Medal of Honor for his actions of May 2, 2011, President Obama has decided to award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom instead.
During his address to the Global Community from Afghanistan later tonight, Supreme Commader-in-Chief Obama will have Afghan President Karzai hold the coveted award while he runs his head through the ribbon himself.
"It is altogether fitting and appropriate that we do this", said our new National Hero. "My actions on that momentous day will forever mark a new beginning in decision making, when the elimination call of terrorist has-beens are again validated by the wisdom of the Excellency in the White House Situation Room", he added.
"I'm already envisioning the National Mausoleum that will one day grace the National Mall with the embalmed body of my First Pride, for all of posterity to see on every May 1 from that day to eternity", waxed a proud First Mother Michelle Obama.
Obama’s hands show his white half in that picture.
And is that LA Cardinal Mahoney egging him on?
He’s a funny-bunny all right. Gunner just needs a lemon grenade rolled down the aisle to him every now and then.
Like they said about the Puritans, HG lives in haunting fear that someone, somewhere on FR might be happy or enjoying him/herself.
It’s usually any thread where he deigns to enter an appearance. Lighten up (real name) Francis!
If this article is met with disapproval, make sure not to read anything by Iowahawk or Semi-Satire from Arizona.
LOL, really :-)
Is this for real?
So your satire may not be that far off...
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
“You got a problem with that”?
Not at all. Im just glad that at least your parents had a sense of humor, shame it wasnt passed on.
It still cracked me up when I saw it.
Is this satire or are you really an asshole?
Ahhh, you're a newb. Hang around awhile longer, and it will become QUITE evident.
As a newb., I would like to know how someone who has been suspended or banned, is able to post?
Ping- this is right up your alley!
Though I believe he has been given a few timeouts.
It cracks me up too!
That profile is fakery. Ironic, isn’t it?
I guess he really is an asshole.
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