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Posted on 05/02/2012 7:43:05 PM PDT by Typical_Whitey

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. ... What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.

But today, they have their eyes open."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama
LOL I love the truth of this....
1 posted on 05/02/2012 7:43:19 PM PDT by Typical_Whitey
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To: Typical_Whitey

Right-on! If only all of America could “see” the truth...


2 posted on 05/02/2012 7:59:35 PM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Typical_Whitey; Elsie

This is a variant of a long running joke. The one most often posted on here is about Mormons. Elsie...your cue.


3 posted on 05/02/2012 8:05:28 PM PDT by reaganaut (I am a Christian first, a Conservative second and am out of the GOP if Romney gets in.)
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To: Typical_Whitey

I heard the original of this joke in Havana in 1986.(For Democrat substitute Communist).


4 posted on 05/02/2012 8:11:56 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: All

Yes, it is an older joke, but it still remains a chestnut, a goodie.


5 posted on 05/02/2012 8:14:02 PM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: reaganaut
Elsie...your cue.

Ok; if I have to....


 FREE KITTENS

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home in Salt Lake City. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Thomas Monson. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Monson.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Mormons," answered Suzy with a smile.

Thompson was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

 

 

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from Deseret News, The Ensign magazine  and KSL.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Thompson got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Christians."

Taken by surprise, the Living Prophet® stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were MORMONS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"



6 posted on 05/03/2012 6:20:06 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Elsie

Oh, BURN!!!!


7 posted on 05/03/2012 6:39:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
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To: Typical_Whitey

Oh SNAP!!!!


8 posted on 05/03/2012 6:40:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
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To: Typical_Whitey; reaganaut; Elsie

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE PUPPIES.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

“Hi there little girl, I’m President Obama. ... What do you have in the basket?” he asked.

“Puppies,” little Suzy said.

Obama was delighted. “I’ll have three dogs, one with extra sauerkraut, one with tabasco and a side of onion rings, one plain, and a large diet coke.”


9 posted on 05/03/2012 6:42:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! I saw a cartoon the other day and immediately thought of you...

Two bucks are standing in a field staring at at doe decoy. One says to the other “Yeah, I’d hit it”. :D


10 posted on 05/03/2012 6:59:05 AM PDT by reaganaut (I am a Christian first, a Conservative second and am out of the GOP if Romney gets in.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; CaptainAmiigaf

giggle ping


11 posted on 05/03/2012 8:13:47 AM PDT by Mrs. B.S. Roberts
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To: Lazamataz

Pay the man, Shirley!


12 posted on 05/03/2012 11:59:18 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Lazamataz

Can I steal it??

PLEASE!!


13 posted on 05/03/2012 12:00:03 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: Elsie

It’s yours!


14 posted on 05/03/2012 12:04:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: Lazamataz
Oh GOODIE!!!


 

 

 

A pretty little girl named Suzy was on the sidewalk in front of her home.

     

 

 

 

Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures. 

Nearby was a sign announcing FREE PUPPIES.

    

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

“Hi there little girl, I’m President Obama. ... What do you have in the basket?” he asked.

“Puppies,” little Suzy said.

Obama was delighted. “I’ll have three dogs, one plain, one with extra sauerkraut, one with tabasco and a side of onion rings,  and a large diet coke.”

 

 


15 posted on 05/03/2012 5:28:31 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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