Skip to comments.Levi Johnson plans to name his newborn daughter after a gun
Posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:44 AM PDT by Daffynition
Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, plans to name his new daughter after a gun.
Jonson, 21, will call his second child Breeze Beretta Johnson. Her middle name is inspired by the Italian firearms manufacturer Beretta.
He and his new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, are expecting after Sunny forgot to bring her birth control during a weekend escape to a hunting cabin.
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Women need to understand that guys like Levi make better pets if you get them neutered.
Show what kind of a WUSS he is. Naming your kid after a WUSSIE 9mm “Weapon”. If he had ANY “manliness” he would have named the kid “Thompson(.45 ACP/M1911)”!
Naming her after a gun (Beretta) isn’t so strange as naming her after a laundry detergent (Breeze).
Kimber would have made a better name.
Ha, I have a cousin that owns a Barrett 50 cal. He is a competitive shooter as well. They named their son Barrett.
When I hear the Beretta name...I think of shotguns, not [sex] pistols
I have a whole box full of “Levi for President ‘32” stickers I had printed up. Oh well...
Wait til this POS has *twins*....then we’ll have to endure Smith and Wesson.
I know a kid named Colt Wesson Smith.
I think Mossberg would be a better name then he could nickname the kid Butch.......
Imho, Levi has a sub-normal IQ.
Ummm, Beretta makes lots of weapons that are not 9 mm. The Beretta Model 96, for instance, fires the decidedly unwimpy .40 S&W. They also make some really nice shotguns.
I’m getting flashbacks of the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy...
“Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.”
Who cares? Beretta is a great name. So is Winchester, Ruger, Colt, and Browning. Or Mauser. Or Heckler. Or Koch. Or Enfield. And Stoner. Or Bauer. And Smith or Wesson.
The Clintons named their daughter after a football team
Im sure the Breeze will blow through a lot of people’s lives . .
Too often, those not of breeding stock manage to breed a LOT.
Did he find a small towel inside her?
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