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Levi Johnson plans to name his newborn daughter after a gun
DailyMail ^ | 1 May 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:44 AM PDT by Daffynition

Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, plans to name his new daughter after a gun.

Jonson, 21, will call his second child Breeze Beretta Johnson. Her middle name is inspired by the Italian firearms manufacturer Beretta.

He and his new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, are expecting after Sunny forgot to bring her birth control during a weekend escape to a hunting cabin.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: stupidpeople
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1 posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:49 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Women need to understand that guys like Levi make better pets if you get them neutered.


2 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Daffynition

Show what kind of a WUSS he is. Naming your kid after a WUSSIE 9mm “Weapon”. If he had ANY “manliness” he would have named the kid “Thompson(.45 ACP/M1911)”!


3 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: Daffynition

Speechless.


4 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:27 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Daffynition

Naming her after a gun (Beretta) isn’t so strange as naming her after a laundry detergent (Breeze).


5 posted on 05/03/2012 9:52:28 AM PDT by Josh Painter ("The lesser of two evils is, by definition, evil." - Josh Painter)
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To: Daffynition

Kimber would have made a better name.


6 posted on 05/03/2012 9:53:45 AM PDT by eastforker (Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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To: Daffynition

Ha, I have a cousin that owns a Barrett 50 cal. He is a competitive shooter as well. They named their son Barrett.


7 posted on 05/03/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Boiling point
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To: US Navy Vet

When I hear the Beretta name...I think of shotguns, not [sex] pistols


8 posted on 05/03/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition

I have a whole box full of “Levi for President ‘32” stickers I had printed up. Oh well...


9 posted on 05/03/2012 9:55:01 AM PDT by Kleon
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To: Josh Painter

Wait til this POS has *twins*....then we’ll have to endure Smith and Wesson.


10 posted on 05/03/2012 9:56:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: US Navy Vet

I know a kid named Colt Wesson Smith.


11 posted on 05/03/2012 9:57:47 AM PDT by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: US Navy Vet

I think Mossberg would be a better name then he could nickname the kid Butch.......


12 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:14 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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To: Daffynition

Imho, Levi has a sub-normal IQ.


13 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:30 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Ummm, Beretta makes lots of weapons that are not 9 mm. The Beretta Model 96, for instance, fires the decidedly unwimpy .40 S&W. They also make some really nice shotguns.


14 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:39 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Daffynition

I’m getting flashbacks of the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy...

“Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.”


15 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:52 AM PDT by Biff55 (Defend yourself!)
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To: Daffynition

Who cares? Beretta is a great name. So is Winchester, Ruger, Colt, and Browning. Or Mauser. Or Heckler. Or Koch. Or Enfield. And Stoner. Or Bauer. And Smith or Wesson.

Big deal.


16 posted on 05/03/2012 10:03:43 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Daffynition

The Clintons named their daughter after a football team


17 posted on 05/03/2012 10:05:32 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
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To: Daffynition

Im sure the Breeze will blow through a lot of people’s lives . .


18 posted on 05/03/2012 10:07:15 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd
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To: Daffynition

Too often, those not of breeding stock manage to breed a LOT.


19 posted on 05/03/2012 10:13:39 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Josh Painter

Did he find a small towel inside her?


20 posted on 05/03/2012 10:17:07 AM PDT by Mustang Driver
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