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Levi Johnson plans to name his newborn daughter after a gun
DailyMail ^ | 1 May 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:44 AM PDT by Daffynition

Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, plans to name his new daughter after a gun.

Jonson, 21, will call his second child Breeze Beretta Johnson. Her middle name is inspired by the Italian firearms manufacturer Beretta.

He and his new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, are expecting after Sunny forgot to bring her birth control during a weekend escape to a hunting cabin.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:49 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Women need to understand that guys like Levi make better pets if you get them neutered.


2 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Daffynition

Show what kind of a WUSS he is. Naming your kid after a WUSSIE 9mm “Weapon”. If he had ANY “manliness” he would have named the kid “Thompson(.45 ACP/M1911)”!


3 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: Daffynition

Speechless.


4 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:27 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Daffynition

Naming her after a gun (Beretta) isn’t so strange as naming her after a laundry detergent (Breeze).


5 posted on 05/03/2012 9:52:28 AM PDT by Josh Painter ("The lesser of two evils is, by definition, evil." - Josh Painter)
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To: Daffynition

Kimber would have made a better name.


6 posted on 05/03/2012 9:53:45 AM PDT by eastforker (Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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To: Daffynition

Ha, I have a cousin that owns a Barrett 50 cal. He is a competitive shooter as well. They named their son Barrett.


7 posted on 05/03/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Boiling point
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To: US Navy Vet

When I hear the Beretta name...I think of shotguns, not [sex] pistols


8 posted on 05/03/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition

I have a whole box full of “Levi for President ‘32” stickers I had printed up. Oh well...


9 posted on 05/03/2012 9:55:01 AM PDT by Kleon
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To: Josh Painter

Wait til this POS has *twins*....then we’ll have to endure Smith and Wesson.


10 posted on 05/03/2012 9:56:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: US Navy Vet

I know a kid named Colt Wesson Smith.


11 posted on 05/03/2012 9:57:47 AM PDT by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: US Navy Vet

I think Mossberg would be a better name then he could nickname the kid Butch.......


12 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:14 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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To: Daffynition

Imho, Levi has a sub-normal IQ.


13 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:30 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Ummm, Beretta makes lots of weapons that are not 9 mm. The Beretta Model 96, for instance, fires the decidedly unwimpy .40 S&W. They also make some really nice shotguns.


14 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:39 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Daffynition

I’m getting flashbacks of the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy...

“Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.”


15 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:52 AM PDT by Biff55 (Defend yourself!)
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To: Daffynition

Who cares? Beretta is a great name. So is Winchester, Ruger, Colt, and Browning. Or Mauser. Or Heckler. Or Koch. Or Enfield. And Stoner. Or Bauer. And Smith or Wesson.

Big deal.


16 posted on 05/03/2012 10:03:43 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Daffynition

The Clintons named their daughter after a football team


17 posted on 05/03/2012 10:05:32 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
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To: Daffynition

Im sure the Breeze will blow through a lot of people’s lives . .


18 posted on 05/03/2012 10:07:15 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd
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To: Daffynition

Too often, those not of breeding stock manage to breed a LOT.


19 posted on 05/03/2012 10:13:39 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Josh Painter

Did he find a small towel inside her?


20 posted on 05/03/2012 10:17:07 AM PDT by Mustang Driver
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To: Daffynition
He might be white trash but at least he has good taste.


21 posted on 05/03/2012 10:20:13 AM PDT by tom h
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To: Daffynition

Really?

22 posted on 05/03/2012 10:22:09 AM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: houeto

The football world knows a fellow named Colt McCoy who played QB at Texas and is now with the Browns.


23 posted on 05/03/2012 10:22:48 AM PDT by tom h
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To: Daffynition
I actually can't think of a better porn star name than "Breeze Beretta."

I can see it on the marquee... "She'll blow you away!"

24 posted on 05/03/2012 10:28:49 AM PDT by jboot
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To: Oztrich Boy

Is it b/c Hillary’s long standing namesake Sir Edmund was a Kiwi?


25 posted on 05/03/2012 10:43:26 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition

T thought he would name him, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Johnson.


26 posted on 05/03/2012 10:43:42 AM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: MtBaldy
The Beretta Model 96, for instance, fires the decidedly unwimpy .40 S&W.

ROFL!

The .40 S&W is essentially a reduced power 10mm. It was invented because some folks (at the FBI, IIRC) couldn't handle the full power 10mm.

In the early 1990s, we called it the .40 Short & Wimpy.

27 posted on 05/03/2012 10:48:13 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Little Ray
Taking a cue from Hollyweird.....http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names.html

[FWIW< I don't know who half these people are]

28 posted on 05/03/2012 10:51:24 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: houeto

I know a kid named Colt Wesson Smith.

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Lived next door to a guy in college whose parents apparently favored more manual weaponry: Lance Spear.

OK, I think his last name was spelled Speer.


29 posted on 05/03/2012 11:24:07 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Farmer Dean
Women need to understand that guys like Levi make better pets if you get them neutered.

LOL.

30 posted on 05/03/2012 11:29:52 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001. NEVER FORGET.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

“In the early 1990s, we called it the .40 Short & Wimpy.”

Thus displaying your ignorance for all to see. Look at the kinetic energy available in most .40 rounds and you’ll see that on average they have more energy than most .45 rounds. There are a few +P rounds for .45 now that have more energy than the .40 but not many. The 10mm is overkill in a police application. The .40 also allowed the manufacturers to make a more potent pistol with high magazine capacity on 9mm frames. But hey, you keep believing that .45 is a death ray.


31 posted on 05/03/2012 11:31:26 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Daffynition

My neighbor named his son Remington.


32 posted on 05/03/2012 11:33:31 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001. NEVER FORGET.)
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To: jboot

LOL...aficionados of pop culture are compiling a list [elsewhere]....I pray there is no goal for *1911*.....

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov.

Monsoon Mauser.

Bob Johnson.

Haboob Bushmaster.

Noreaster Springfield Armory.

Brown bess.


33 posted on 05/03/2012 11:38:19 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition

Well, that’s better than calling her Glock.


34 posted on 05/03/2012 11:43:37 AM PDT by mikeus_maximus (I won't vote for Romney, period. Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still voting for evil.)
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To: MtBaldy
Thus displaying your ignorance for all to see.

Yes, that's what you're doing.

Compare the .40S&W to the 10mm Auto from which it was derived, and you'll see why we used to call it that. It was a joke. Laugh.

Maybe you just had to have been there ...

35 posted on 05/03/2012 11:45:06 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Little Ray

Or Sig.


36 posted on 05/03/2012 11:49:24 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
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To: Daffynition

Squib?


37 posted on 05/03/2012 11:58:37 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: NeoCaveman

I think “SIG” stands for “Swiss Industrial Corporation” (Schweizerische Industrie Gesellschaft), but also “Lord” in Italian. So its a great name.


38 posted on 05/03/2012 12:02:48 PM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Oh, for the lack of a smiley. I’ll give you Short and Weak is apt if the comparison is to a 10mm. Many people though don’t understand the comparison and think it applies to 9 mm and .45 ACP also. The .40 is probably the best self defense cartridge out there right now. Most police departments seem to agree. It offers pretty much everything the .45 does plus greater magazine capacity. Not that I would mind carrying a nice .45 if I had to. I do feel better with 14 or 16 rounds of .40 (have G22 and G23) knowing I might have to face multiple assailants.


39 posted on 05/03/2012 12:23:46 PM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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And Smith or Wesson.

Hehe...did you see my post number 11?

40 posted on 05/03/2012 12:29:26 PM PDT by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Daffynition
Jonson, 21, will call his second child Breeze Beretta Johnson.

At least they're not having a son named Bigg.

41 posted on 05/03/2012 12:31:58 PM PDT by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: MtBaldy
I’ll give you Short and Weak is apt if the comparison is to a 10mm.

Thank you ... that was the context, and the term was used by folks who were fans of the full power 10mm. Myself, for example. I'm still a tad bitter ... the .40 S&W is undeniably popular, and it pretty much killed the 10mm. Bummer ...

The .40 is probably the best self defense cartridge out there right now.

I've retired from the "caliber wars". The .40 S&W (short and wimpy or not) has proven itself a reliable fight stopper, most of the time, if the shooter does his job. 9mm Para, .45ACP, .357 Mag, etc are also reliable fight stoppers, most of the time, if the shooter does his job. Shoot what you're comfortable with, use good modern ammo, and don't EVER count on "1 shot stops" from a pistol. Any pistol. When the bad guys have decided not to fight any more they'll let you know ...

My current CCW piece is a 9mm. ;'}

42 posted on 05/03/2012 12:36:58 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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“the .40 S&W is undeniably popular, and it pretty much killed the 10mm”

Speaking of killing off cartridges. Probably my favorite handgun is my 4” S&W 686. A lot of new shooters today think revolvers are quaint but not very effective. I was at the range with it about a year ago when a couple of 20 somethings shooting 9mm said, “What are you doing with that old thing? You know you probably can’t hurt anyone with it?”. I just shook my head and said, “OK”. I guess they weren’t impressed with the 1’ diameter ball of flame out of the end of it.


43 posted on 05/03/2012 12:47:43 PM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: MtBaldy

I love my SIG P229 in .40 S&W...plus, SIG offers a drop-in barrel in .357SIG which is a fun round to shoot.


44 posted on 05/03/2012 1:08:59 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: MtBaldy

Just bought the missus a S&W Ladysmith revolver in .38 special+p. Very nice gun...she likes it better than all the semis at her disposal.


45 posted on 05/03/2012 1:12:42 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: Daffynition

Better than “Glock” Johnson, I guess.


46 posted on 05/03/2012 1:14:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: houeto

Yep. Great name!


47 posted on 05/03/2012 1:16:13 PM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: MtBaldy
A lot of new shooters today think revolvers are quaint but not very effective.

yep ... learned everything they know about guns from Hollywood ...

I guess they weren’t impressed with the 1’ diameter ball of flame out of the end of it.

I wonder if any of them had ever seen a bullet hit anything other than a piece of paper.

48 posted on 05/03/2012 1:16:33 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Some FBI folks == female FBI agents


49 posted on 05/03/2012 1:16:44 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

“I wonder if any of them had ever seen a bullet hit anything other than a piece of paper.”

Hehe. Dunno. I grew up able to shoot in the woods behind my grandmother’s house. We slaughtered watermelons, pumpkins, gallon jugs full of water, paint cans, etc., etc.


50 posted on 05/03/2012 1:37:12 PM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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