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FORWARD ^

Posted on 05/04/2012 5:58:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen


VARIOUS TWEETS:

"Under Obama's budget, Americans can look #FORWARD to a projected debt of $25.9 trillion by 2022," the GOP was quick to post on Twitter.

"Under second term of Obama, we would look #FORWARD to another consecutive year of deficits over $1 Trillion," another GOP tweet read.


2MuchDebt “@GENUG Vorwärts! Vorwärts! (translated): http://t.co/FgpGXKPx #FORWARD! #nra #aarp #cathloc (cont) http://t.co/oXYfBb50

anexconsview RT @OFA_TT: #Forward to the trains, #Forward to the camps, #Forward to the ovens, #Forward up the chimneys, Just Say #NOBAMA #NOBAMA2012 @DWStweets

AmericanXRoads Another @BarackObama official pilfering taxpayer dollars, this time at DHS. http://t.co/57kvU2Bo #Forward #TCOT


TXLady27 RT @GOP: Under Obama's budget, Americans can look #FORWARD to a projected debt of $25.9 trillion by 2022.

DerekBrigham Chin up leadership. Freedoms? we don't need no stinkin' freedoms. Brave new world, and all that #Commies #Forward http://t.co/Tjelcpuy

StMarksInk Obama campaign adopts well worn socialist slogan. #Forward http://t.co/kvsK4Ddo via @gatewaypundit”

gardenofthegods RT @OFA_TT: #Forward to the trains, #Forward to the camps, #Forward to the ovens, #Forward up the chimneys, Just Say #NOBAMA #NOBAMA2012 @DWStweets



EvanPokroy RT @RedAlert: Wait, WHAT?! @elizabethforma claimed to be a Native American professor at Harvard? http://t.co/mFfJ73bS #Election2012 #FORWARD


Debavellan Classic thought of @RGeaux: What good is #Forward if you are going in #TheWrongDirection? Should become Mitt's new motto!

2MuchDebt See Conversation “@GENUG Vorwärts! Vorwärts! (translated): http://t.co/FgpGXKPx #FORWARD! @daiseymay

ROCnewsletter Rank n file #Americans believe in God, country, Mom, baseball, apple pie, and freedom– #Traditional Americans really taking us #forward!



OFA_TT RT @anexconsview: #Forward to the trains, #Forward to the camps, #Forward to the ovens, #Forward up the chimneys, #Forward, ever #Forward NObama 2012!



joeelector .@NYTimesKrugman should Note - The FED Doesn't CREATE #Jobs -#FORWARD to #COMMUNISM Utopian Mastermind Statists Failures #p2 #tcot


kturnerjr See Conversation @TheDemocrats Swiss bank accounts, Swish cheese economic plan. #Forward

blewyt RT @gdthomp01: #Forward - A picture is worth a thousand words. http://t.co/0HXe0jhg



formerblueangel RT @jtLOL: Which way does the unemployment line move? #Forward.



RSAmerica #Vorwärts! #Vorwärts! ... Lol... #forward

formerblueangel RT @jamestaranto: Dear Postmaster, please #forward all mail from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW beginning Jan. 20, 2013.

looselips999 #Forward in to Obama's abyss “@redostoneage: Obamanomics: Housing Prices Drop to 1986 Levels http://t.co/S0hdDrNm” #resist44 #ResistTYRANNY

formerblueangel RT @jtLOL: How did you bend at tax time? #Forward.

Marvin_3DB RT @4More: Are you better off than Jan 2009, when the economy was shedding 750,000 jobs a month with the stock market in free fall? #Forward

greybeard411 Hey! I have an idea! Let's shut down Financial Centers! That'll create JOBS & save that ole food stamp bread line from increasing. #Forward

dmacfarlane03 RT @BradThor: Terrific slogan. Didn't the Communists have a Great Leap "Forward" that ended w/ 45 million dead? #Forward #Wecantwait http://t.co/pbLQubjS

dslfumes I wonder if #Barack has #Forward ed his mail yet?

Habledash New "Forward" Obama Campaign Slogan is Rooted in Communism http://t.co/tt9D5jmO #FORWARD

OneLegSandpiper Even in the fifties transmissions had three speeds #forward and only one in reverse.


tomferrari RT @mooseandskwerl: #mayday #forward RT @mnrobot: “Happy May Day, now go kill” http://t.co/xr2u2cbo

jdonels When does Young Preezy come out with his rap song about popping a cap in OBL? #Forward #caring

McQandO #Forward MT @jimpethokoukis US debt burden might cost $7T in GDP growth over next 2 decades -- assuming no debt crisis http://t.co/XuA6OWq4

therandystarnes See Conversation @BarackObama The #Forward slogan reminds me of the first time I road a bike. #CrashAndBurn. Let someone else drive before you hurt somebody.

ROOSTER6558 RT @AmericanXRoads: Another @BarackObama official pilfering taxpayer dollars, this time at DHS. http://t.co/57kvU2Bo #Forward #TCOT

MlleBastiat Forwarned: Obama slogans http://t.co/wUoyNGRC #Forward #ForwardOffACliff #ObamasGreayLeapForward #SCOAMF

UpInTheHills Occupiers to skip work? What work? #OccupyADesk #nojobs #Obamafail #forward to #communism.

ericallie RT @CuffyMeh: FLASH: Obama celebrates May Day, eats capitalist running dog. #FORWARD

dhrxsol1234 #Forward is so so..so 20th Century Nazi ...just sayin' #tcot #teaparty #gop #sgp

HuffPeter #Forward Does anyone do any due dilligence at the WH? Quality control? Such an unforced error. http://t.co/tebZxRMG!

Norsu2 See Conversation @Arianna8927 that might have worked in 2007. Blame backwards total fail & cop out now. Instead Roll out an old Communist slogan #Forward

BigBoyee82 #FORWARD to Socialism <-- Obama's campaign slogan. #Obama #Obama2012

JustPlainBill .#Forward to the 8th Century. #Obama2012Slogans



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: forward; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 05/04/2012 5:58:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

First?


2 posted on 05/04/2012 5:59:21 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In !!!


3 posted on 05/04/2012 6:04:17 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

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4 posted on 05/04/2012 6:04:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen



5 posted on 05/04/2012 6:05:20 AM PDT by tomkat ( FU.baraq <font finger=middle>)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN!!! Yay Friday!


6 posted on 05/04/2012 6:10:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Lucky9teen

7 posted on 05/04/2012 6:11:06 AM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 05/04/2012 6:11:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: RandallFlagg

In...Top20?


9 posted on 05/04/2012 6:14:58 AM PDT by Will not Live for another Man
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To: Lucky9teen

10 posted on 05/04/2012 6:15:22 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

11 posted on 05/04/2012 6:16:35 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

12 posted on 05/04/2012 6:23:22 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Kewlness!


13 posted on 05/04/2012 6:25:18 AM PDT by LUV W (This space reserved for heroes)
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To: Lucky9teen
EXCELLENT GRAPHIC!

I have a dream!

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BE STILL MY HEART!

14 posted on 05/04/2012 6:38:55 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 05/04/2012 7:05:40 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

Late but here.....had to watch that clock for a few.


16 posted on 05/04/2012 7:26:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")
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To: Lucky9teen

17 posted on 05/04/2012 7:33:06 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: ErnBatavia

Me too, that’s a hoot!


18 posted on 05/04/2012 7:41:07 AM PDT by FrogMom (There is no such thing as an honest democrat!)
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To: JRios1968

Hope the tattoo artist can run...

19 posted on 05/04/2012 8:02:17 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Obamah Spikes The Football!


20 posted on 05/04/2012 8:12:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

21 posted on 05/04/2012 8:16:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket

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22 posted on 05/04/2012 8:17:14 AM PDT by dragonblustar (PETA. President Eating Tasty Animals)
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To: Lucky9teen

Proposed new Charlotte stadium with retractable roof.
Just in time for the Democratic National Convention and Obama's speech.

23 posted on 05/04/2012 8:17:14 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: JRios1968

24 posted on 05/04/2012 8:20:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BerryDingle

25 posted on 05/04/2012 8:21:13 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant’s kitchen.

One day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for ‘enjoyment of food’. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them.

The manager said, “You’re enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it.”

Abraham refused to pay and the restaurant sued him.

At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case.

The manager said, “Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his. It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it.”

The judge turns to Abraham and said, “What do you have to say to that?”

Abraham didn’t say anything but stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside.

The judge asked him, “What is the meaning of that?”

Abraham replied, “I’m paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money.”
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26 posted on 05/04/2012 8:22:56 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen
A difficult phone call...


27 posted on 05/04/2012 8:24:28 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen

28 posted on 05/04/2012 8:25:41 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen


"Hey monkey! What do you think of OBAMA?"

29 posted on 05/04/2012 8:34:25 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg

30 posted on 05/04/2012 8:42:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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31 posted on 05/04/2012 8:46:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

BEYOND SUPERB THREAD TODAY LUCKY!!!!!
God bless you, my FRiend!!!


32 posted on 05/04/2012 8:46:45 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: tomkat

re:5

ty Tom!!!

xoxo,
Meeky


33 posted on 05/04/2012 8:48:58 AM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: MeekMom
Thank you!


34 posted on 05/04/2012 8:53:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

They are kinda slow.


35 posted on 05/04/2012 9:03:29 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Red_Devil 232
You can't make this stuff up....
Unreal… Obama to Officially Launch 2012 Campaign on Karl Marx’s Birthday
36 posted on 05/04/2012 9:39:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Liberty Valance

When you buy a gallon of 2% milk have a little fun...

...ask the clerk what’s in the other 98%.


37 posted on 05/04/2012 9:47:27 AM PDT by proudpapa
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To: proudpapa
That's good, I'm going to try it next time.

I like to do this:

Load the toilet paper onto the conveyor belt last.

When she scans it, stop her and ask:

"Did I buy enough toilet paper for the amount of food I bought?"

38 posted on 05/04/2012 9:56:06 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delievered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.


39 posted on 05/04/2012 11:19:33 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.


40 posted on 05/04/2012 11:30:48 AM PDT by shortstop (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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41 posted on 05/04/2012 11:51:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Happy Jedi Friday!

May the 4th be with you.

And an Episcopalian Jedi would say, "And also with you."

42 posted on 05/04/2012 1:00:33 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WTF????

This needs the “...can’t be unseen” pic, but seriously.... WTF???

Can anyone give me a rational, logical reason why any woman’s dress would bulge like that? I mean that seriously. Back in my Navy days “she” would definitely be classified as a benny-boy. Not that anyone would get past the face anyhow.


43 posted on 05/04/2012 2:08:49 PM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: Lucky9teen
When Glamour Shots Go Wrong


44 posted on 05/04/2012 2:14:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
How about posting the FLBP list from Chive too? (cough, cough)
45 posted on 05/04/2012 2:23:08 PM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance.)
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To: martin_fierro
How about posting the FLBP list from Chive too? (cough, cough)
46 posted on 05/04/2012 2:23:38 PM PDT by llevrok (In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance with the EPA)
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To: martin_fierro

Are those steel-toe boots?


47 posted on 05/04/2012 2:27:07 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lucky9teen

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Mooshelle have a “Man-package” goin’ on there?


48 posted on 05/04/2012 3:33:00 PM PDT by MeekMom (http://www.bible.ca/indexsalvation.htm)
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To: Lucky9teen
How do you let your neighbor know you're stupid?

Put an Obama 2012 bumper sticker on your car.

How do you let your neighbor know you're real stupid?

Put it on the paint.

50 posted on 05/04/2012 4:59:04 PM PDT by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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