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Scientists unveil way to spray yourself drunk in an instant
MSN ^ | Friday, May 4, 2012

Posted on 05/04/2012 9:58:11 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression

There's now a way to get a buzz on in just a few seconds -- and without the harmful effects (or delicious taste) of alcohol. It's a mouth spray called "WAHH Quantum Sensations," that's emitted from a small lipstick-sized aerosol device made by American scientist David Edwards and French designer Philippe Starck, who unveiled the product in Paris on Wednesday.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andwatchthis; holdmyspray
Effects are short term.
1 posted on 05/04/2012 9:58:20 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: FreedomOfExpression

My question is WHY?

Bet the Feds won’t let this go over here in the US of A.


2 posted on 05/04/2012 10:01:15 AM PDT by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: FreedomOfExpression
The next drug plague always starts off as something allegedly innocuous.

Cocaine. LSD. Ecstasy. Etc.

3 posted on 05/04/2012 10:01:25 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Do I really need a sarcasm tag? Seriously? You're that dense?)
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To: FreedomOfExpression

‘Short-term’ like as in the length of the average Monday management meeting?


4 posted on 05/04/2012 10:01:32 AM PDT by txhurl (Thank you, Andrew Breitbart. In your untimely passing, you have exposed these people one last time.)
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5 posted on 05/04/2012 10:03:37 AM PDT by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: FreedomOfExpression

Why not just put grain alcohol in a cheap atomizer?


6 posted on 05/04/2012 10:09:21 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: FreedomOfExpression

Id rather buy $26 in beer.


7 posted on 05/04/2012 10:10:30 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: FreedomOfExpression
That would make me most happy!
8 posted on 05/04/2012 10:12:46 AM PDT by wolfcreek (‘closed eye’ mentality is the reason for our current reality)
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To: FreedomOfExpression

Instant hangover?


9 posted on 05/04/2012 10:13:32 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: Arkansas Toothpick
"My question is WHY?"

Why indeed? Half the fun is getting there. A good vodka, with Russian black bread and caviar. Mancini on the stereo. The sound of a woman's laughter, and the scent of her perfume...ah, but I digress.
10 posted on 05/04/2012 10:13:53 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: FreedomOfExpression
There's now a way to get a buzz on in just a few seconds -- and without the harmful effects (or delicious taste) of alcohol

????????? So you aren't impaired by it? You can still drive? It stops you from making obnoxious comments that you think are funny at the time? It stops you from thinking you are Casanova and hitting on all the women at the bar?

11 posted on 05/04/2012 10:18:31 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: FreedomOfExpression

Great. Now I am going to need drive thru rehab.


12 posted on 05/04/2012 10:20:59 AM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: FreedomOfExpression
This is perfect for those romantic interludes of very busy men and women.

They can meet at a by-the-hour mini hotel, have a couple of blasts, get a buzz, and have a 10 minute quicky, take a 15 minute nap and a 10 minute shower...and be back at work, sober and satisfied, with time to spare.

13 posted on 05/04/2012 10:22:19 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: txhurl

I just show up at those with a massive hangover.


14 posted on 05/04/2012 10:49:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: FreedomOfExpression

Nothing worse than a drunk with a runny nose. . .


15 posted on 05/04/2012 11:22:34 AM PDT by uddaudd
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To: txhurl
Hmmm, if you put it like that, it sounds like it may be worth a try.
16 posted on 05/04/2012 4:34:27 PM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
"Why not just put grain alcohol in a cheap atomizer?"

I think their business model may have a problem.

17 posted on 05/04/2012 5:54:03 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
"Why not just put grain alcohol in a cheap atomizer?"

I think their business model may have a problem.

18 posted on 05/04/2012 5:54:16 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Arkansas Toothpick

Instant beer goggles.

Could have fat girls buying them by the case to hand out, no?


19 posted on 05/04/2012 5:59:08 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: HangThemHigh

If I was going to do that, I would throw in some strong flavor to overwhelm the alcohol smell.

Back in the days of loaded fruitcakes, where once a day, for an entire month, the fruitcake in a tin had just a tablespoon of potent dark rum drizzled on it, you would end up with a fruitcake that could burn like a fire log, but would not be gooshy.

One thin slice would do the trick, but there was properly a courtesy bowl with whole cloves in it, one of which an imbiber would chew to conceal the rum smell.


20 posted on 05/05/2012 8:32:29 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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