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(Sasquatch In The Crosshairs!) Itís Officially Legal To Kill Bigfoot In Texas
IO9 ^ | May 5, 2012 | Lauren Davis

Posted on 05/05/2012 9:01:19 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

It’s officially legal to kill Bigfoot in Texas

Bigfoot Target

Cryptid conservationists, be on the alert; it's officially open season on Sasquatch. According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, if you can find Bigfoot in the state of Texas, you can kill it.

Cryptomundo reader John Lloyd Scharf sent a letter to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department about whether it would be legal to kill Bigfoot, and apparently department Chief of Staff L. David Sinclair replied that killing an indigenous cryptid would be legal since it isn't listed as a game animal:

The statute that you cite (Section 61.021) refers only to game birds, game animals, fish, marine animals or other aquatic life. Generally speaking, other nongame wildlife is listed in Chapter 67 (nongame and threatened species) and Chapter 68 (nongame endangered species). "Nongame" means those species of vertebrate and invertebrate wildlife indigenous to Texas that are not classified as game animals, game birds, game fish, fur-bearing animals, endangered species, alligators, marine penaeid shrimp, or oysters. The Parks and Wildlife Commission may adopt regulations to allow a person to take, possess, buy, sell, transport, import, export or propagate nongame wildlife. If the Commission does not specifically list an indigenous, nongame species, then the species is considered non-protected nongame wildlife, e.g., coyote, bobcat, mountain lion, cotton-tailed rabbit, etc. A non-protected nongame animal may be hunted on private property with landowner consent by any means, at any time and there is no bag limit or possession limit.

An exotic animal is an animal that is non-indigenous to Texas. Unless the exotic is an endangered species then exotics may be hunted on private property with landowner consent. A hunting license is required. This does not include the dangerous wild animals that have been held in captivity and released for the purpose of hunting, which is commonly referred to as a "canned hunt".

So apparently, as long as you hunt Bigfoot on private property with the permission of the property holder, you are allowed to kill it. I'm a bit surprised, however, that spotting a previously undocumented animal doesn't automatically transform it from a nonexistent animal into an endangered one. Then again, I suppose rare evidence isn't evidence of rarity.

Given that Bigfoot is generally considered a Pacific Northwestern cryptid, however, I'm much more interested to hear what Oregon or Washington have to say on the matter. Do their game and wildlife statutes similarly allow you to shoot non-game animals that aren't recognized as existent?


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To: DogByte6RER

It’s probably legal to turn lead into gold too and a lot easier than shooting Big Foot.


21 posted on 05/05/2012 12:50:55 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: DogByte6RER

In related news, Discovery channel is running back to back “Finding Bigfoot” episodes later today.

Evidently Discovery now is forced to fill the massive programming void they’re left with most weekends, from having fired Bear Grylls, now that Survivorman is also not in production.

(Bear Grylls: “Man vs Wild”)

May have been a blunder, on Discovery Channel’s part.


22 posted on 05/05/2012 12:57:12 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network ("Fall Forward")
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To: DogByte6RER

“It’s Officially Legal To Kill Bigfoot In Texas”

There’s a problem with this - he’s been dead over a hundred years.

http://www.texasescapes.com/TexasPersonalities/BigFootWallace/BigFootWallace.htm


23 posted on 05/05/2012 1:04:34 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: DogByte6RER; mylife

24 posted on 05/05/2012 2:28:33 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: DogByte6RER

Shouldn’t it be that it’s legal to kill bigfeet?

Or are we only allowed to bag one of them?


25 posted on 05/05/2012 2:57:22 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Jonty30

Good point. My shoe size is a size 12.

I must be careful whenever visiting Texas ...


26 posted on 05/05/2012 2:59:57 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono; Daffynition

PING


27 posted on 05/05/2012 4:30:39 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: DogByte6RER; EveningStar; a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
Oh good - I'll have something to do when unicorn season closes.


28 posted on 05/05/2012 8:31:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DogByte6RER

 GGG managers are SunkenCiv, StayAt HomeMother & Ernest_at_the_Beach
Thanks DogByte6RER.
Cryptomundo reader John Lloyd Scharf sent a letter to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department about whether it would be legal to kill Bigfoot, and apparently department Chief of Staff L. David Sinclair replied that killing an indigenous cryptid would be legal since it isn't listed as a game animal
Just adding to the catalog, not sending a general distribution.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list.


29 posted on 05/05/2012 9:35:52 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Are they immigrating there?

If so, not a good idea. As long as they are in the great Northwest, at least they have activist defenders.

So do unicorns...;o)


30 posted on 05/05/2012 11:50:44 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: a fool in paradise
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo1111


31 posted on 05/06/2012 12:09:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: dixiechick2000

They better stay out of Louisiana - the Cajuns probably have recipes.


32 posted on 05/06/2012 12:11:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

33 posted on 05/06/2012 12:16:25 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition
I could not find an image of wookie playing a cowbell, so I had to settle for her husband.


34 posted on 05/06/2012 1:54:38 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

We’ve had just about enough “Cowbell” from him and his Ayers tribe.

I also don’t think Bigfoot should be hunted. The bastard has been living in obscurity all my life and is nothing more than pure fun!


35 posted on 05/06/2012 2:12:44 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: DogByte6RER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jh_TkJTFxE
36 posted on 05/06/2012 6:45:40 AM PDT by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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To: null and void

“Stay outa Texas, mmmmkay?”

I shoot back.


37 posted on 05/06/2012 9:39:36 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Daffynition


Just a warning; if the wookie is wearing a kippah, he will return fire.
38 posted on 05/06/2012 9:45:10 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Heh...Cajuns have recipes for everything that walks, crawls and swims.

He’d be good huntin’, tho’.


39 posted on 05/06/2012 11:40:48 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

Sasquatch etouffee, comin’ right up!


40 posted on 05/06/2012 11:47:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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