Posted on 05/11/2012 10:24:06 AM PDT by dmzTahoe
From now until election day, the Democratwar machine will roll out constant stories of Romney's past, embellished and fabricated to make the Republican candidate look "out-of-touch" in the least, "extreme and dangerous" at most.
Romney will be forced to go on the defensive and apologize for each and every story... very unbecoming of our Presidential candidate.
So, let's save him the time and effort... get it all out and in the open right now, so that the rest of the campaign can concentrate on the real issues.
So, I offer these apologies, on behalf of Mitt Romney, to all that he may or may not have offended from the day he was born...
"To all Vegans, I am sorry that as a kid, I would not eat my vegetables and greatly enjoyed steak, hamburgers and hot dogs, especially at family outings and holiday barbecues."
"Speaking of holidays, I am sorry to all those offended by my actions as a youth in celebrating the Fourth of July, Columbus Day, Patriots Day, Thanksgiving and Veterans Day... it should be excused as youthful indiscretion, succumbing to the glitz of parades and public displays of pride in America."
"I apologize to all Atheists for finding the Christmas season and Easter holiday to be ones to rejoice. My youthful over-zealousness is deeply regretted."
"I apologize all those kids to whom I offended when my youth baseball team beat yours by more than ten runs. We should have known better and not kept score."
"I apologize to PETA for the time I witnessed my friends tie a tin can to the tail of a cat. I should not have laughed."
"I apologize to the Feminists for two reasons... growing up, I was always attracted to beautiful, pleasant girls; and second, I should have told my mother to get her butt out of the house and get a job like real women."
What else should Mitt pre-emptively apologize for?
“I am sorry to all Native Americans for playing cowboys and Indians as a kid... and for always watching and cheering for John Wayne. It was insensitive of me.”
For posing as a conservative.
LOL. I didn't think it would take long to see this one!
Aided by their loyal foot soldiers in the corrupt MSM. The very same legions in fact that visiously attacked Sarah Palin in much the same manner. Their tactic, character assasination. Mitt needs to stay above it all and not get drawn into fighting on their turf.
LOL! Great post.
In a fit of anger I once threw my bottle across the room. I know Mommy had just taken away my blankey, but that is no excuse for this violent outburst. I deeply regret splashing apple juice on the kitchen wall. I am sorry for the needless suffering I caused.
Mitt Romney wins much coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
Gore Praises Romney's 'Climate Protection Plan'
Carville(D):
"It's a feel-good story, this Romney thing.
Romney is an ascendant guy."
Sen. John Kerry (D) to Don Imus on RomneyCARE:
"I like this health care bill".
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D) on RomneyCARE:
"To come up with a bipartisan plan in this polarized environment is commendable."
I am sorry for getting good grades. Becoming Valedictorian was very selfish of me.
Perhaps your candidate. Certainly not mine.
The laughing clown Romney is looking at in the photo is former Massachusetts House Speaker Salvatore DiMasi, currently serving time in federal prison, IIRC. They are all really yukking it up along with the swimmer himself, whom I hope is currently smoking a t*rd in hell.
He should prove how sorry he is by withdrawing as a candidate.
You beat at least 100 Freepers to that post.
“He should prove how sorry he is by withdrawing as a candidate.”
To be replaced by WHOM, exactly? Barack Obama?
How ‘bout, y’know, an actual Conservative GOP nominee ? Or do you prefer the Socialist Willard ?
AGAIN..
Like who??????
Another time, he telephoned an anonymous victim asking repeatedly for John Wall, then Sally Wall then Barry Wall. After receiving a negative each time, he asked if any Walls were there. After again getting a negative reply he asked, "Well what's holding up your roof?"
He once told a waitress to go around the bar asking if anyone had seen his friend, “Mike Hunt.”
Gov. Scott Walker, hot off the failed recall election vindication.
Mitt should just say, “I apologise for all the lies the msm will make up about me, even when they are proven to be total lies the next day.”
bttt
"These guns are not made for recreation or self-defense. They are instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people."
For getting out of Bed today
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