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Posted on 05/12/2012 6:43:11 PM PDT by TexasSecede79366

Just got off the phone with a guy that can only call about once a month. He's very redneck. My browser just crashed11


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Hobbies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aboutonceamonth; blam; browser; imconfused; neveronsunday; phone; poof; redneck; schtoink; splat; veryredneck; what; who
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1 posted on 05/12/2012 6:43:14 PM PDT by TexasSecede79366
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To: TexasSecede79366

“Who Put the Bomp In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp?


2 posted on 05/12/2012 6:44:38 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: TexasSecede79366

*beeeelch*


3 posted on 05/12/2012 6:46:05 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: TexasSecede79366

IBTZ


4 posted on 05/12/2012 6:47:33 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Federal or state institution?


5 posted on 05/12/2012 6:48:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: TexasSecede79366
Huh?

Random thoughts while under the influence.

6 posted on 05/12/2012 6:48:37 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: TexasSecede79366

When are you up for parole?


7 posted on 05/12/2012 6:49:26 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: TexasSecede79366

ib4z except after c.


8 posted on 05/12/2012 6:50:00 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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Hiku

You’re doing it wrong.


9 posted on 05/12/2012 6:50:42 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: TexasSecede79366

Drink much?


10 posted on 05/12/2012 6:50:42 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Call me when your browser comes back up.


11 posted on 05/12/2012 6:51:05 PM PDT by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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12 posted on 05/12/2012 6:51:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Navel gazing.

It’s not just for fat old women with body odor anymore.


13 posted on 05/12/2012 6:51:32 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: Revolting cat!

A moose bit ... you.


14 posted on 05/12/2012 6:51:32 PM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (Vote for the straight guy.)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Hows the redneck guy doing? How come he can only call once a month? Are you logged on?


15 posted on 05/12/2012 6:52:25 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: TexasSecede79366
Pray to the Sporkweasel...


16 posted on 05/12/2012 6:52:45 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: the invisib1e hand

IB4Z - 2


17 posted on 05/12/2012 6:52:50 PM PDT by John 3_19-21 (More voices, more power.)
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To: TexasSecede79366

“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”


18 posted on 05/12/2012 6:52:59 PM PDT by Third Person
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ibtz


19 posted on 05/12/2012 6:54:13 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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20 posted on 05/12/2012 6:54:46 PM PDT by RingerSIX (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
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To: TexasSecede79366
My browser just crashed11

Uh oh...You're not gonna be around long....your 'elevens' are up!

21 posted on 05/12/2012 6:54:46 PM PDT by digger48
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To: TexasSecede79366
Stay away from the Moose


22 posted on 05/12/2012 6:55:37 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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Excuse me, I speak jive.

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23 posted on 05/12/2012 6:56:24 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: TexasSecede79366
Redder than this?


24 posted on 05/12/2012 6:56:51 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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dafuq??


25 posted on 05/12/2012 6:56:54 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
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To: TexasSecede79366
Set your Beeber


26 posted on 05/12/2012 6:57:00 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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27 posted on 05/12/2012 6:58:38 PM PDT by John 3_19-21 (More voices, more power.)
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DOOOOOD!!!!!

?

28 posted on 05/12/2012 6:58:38 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: TexasSecede79366

You should immediately mambo dogface to the banana patch.


29 posted on 05/12/2012 6:59:48 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Obama vs. Romney: Zero x Zero = Zero.)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Hate it when that happens.

One minute you’re just flashing through the internet at warp speed on your 1200 baud modem. All of a sudden you get a phone call on the same line and it knocks you right off of Prodigy.


30 posted on 05/12/2012 7:01:39 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.)
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31 posted on 05/12/2012 7:02:36 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: TexasSecede79366

The internet is angry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRT3whzCvl0&feature=related


32 posted on 05/12/2012 7:03:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: TexasSecede79366

If you’re like me and I know I am....how many socks to cover a dog house?? I anticipate tinfoil use to skyrocket.


33 posted on 05/12/2012 7:03:58 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: mnehring

Another U-haul Texian, no doubt. Something must be in the Lubbock water.


34 posted on 05/12/2012 7:04:27 PM PDT by X-spurt (Its time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Pissant, is that you?

35 posted on 05/12/2012 7:04:47 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: John 3_19-21
The cause and the cure.....one in the same.

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36 posted on 05/12/2012 7:07:19 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: X-spurt
Something must be in the Lubbock water.

Lubbock water is the only water in the country that provides all the daily protein and daily nutrients needed in one glass of water. It has more calcium than ground up bone meal and more protein than two longhorn cows.

37 posted on 05/12/2012 7:07:30 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: TexasSecede79366
THIS IS MY RESPONSE TO YOUR POST
AND I MEAN IT

WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH BECAUSE IMBEDDED IN THE CLIP IS ME, ACTUALLY RESPONDING

38 posted on 05/12/2012 7:08:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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???

Could this post possibly be more cryptic and pointless? A little information would have been nice.


39 posted on 05/12/2012 7:08:28 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: TexasSecede79366
"You got Lojack in an '87 Cutlass?"


40 posted on 05/12/2012 7:10:18 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Shouldn’t this thread be in breaking news?


41 posted on 05/12/2012 7:11:19 PM PDT by Cheburashka (It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
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No. Actually a little information would have made this post totally suck.


42 posted on 05/12/2012 7:13:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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So thoughtful when a simple Badger, Badger would suffice.
43 posted on 05/12/2012 7:13:06 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: John 3_19-21; TexasSecede79366
He ain't drunk, he took LSD!

"Most of the great unwashed do not know that LSD is making a comeback. It’s the only thing that’s American made anymore."

Post 7 from this thread earlier today: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2883071/posts

44 posted on 05/12/2012 7:14:07 PM PDT by Third Person
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To: Lazamataz

Yea, considering what was actually posted I don’t think expanding on it would help.


45 posted on 05/12/2012 7:14:39 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: TexasSecede79366

Are you logged on? 11 always crash.


46 posted on 05/12/2012 7:15:25 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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47 posted on 05/12/2012 7:15:59 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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48 posted on 05/12/2012 7:16:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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49 posted on 05/12/2012 7:16:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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50 posted on 05/12/2012 7:17:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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