Skip to comments.Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage
Posted on 05/25/2012 4:23:12 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
MAY 25--Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling.
The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.
Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter, according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.
When a Piggly Wiggly employee--who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper--asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.
Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the store, Appling was dropping beer cans out of her purse.
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Plea bargain? What a joke.
Something tells me ol' Loneshia would Dine & Dash.
He already has a wife who does.
I know a Jewish fellow that buys it by the pound - in public! Even orders it and eats it in public resteraunts too.
What’s the world coming to.
Want some bacon?
‘_______how did I know this?’
Because of the ‘eisha’ part of her name.
Some years ago it appeared out of nowhere, and since then every self-respecting Af-Am family that has a daughter, must use those letters somewhere in the girl’s name.
To wit: Aneisha, Babeisha, Caleisha, Demeisha, Eleisha, Fameisha, Goeisha, Heleisha, Ireisha, Jameisha, Kaleisha, Laneisha, Moeisha, and so on.
Maybe you see a pattern - - -
Obama has a wife, and.............
Amneesha, Afrodeesha, Atcherleesha.
Where do all of these freaky names come from? Do they just make them up?
She has learned to game the system. The system that should have her in leg-irons out picking up trash along the interstate but instead swallows whatever hard-luck yarn she offers.
Thus emboldened, she and her ilk will soon descend upon the rest of us like a plague of rats.
If chicken fried bacon on a stick catches your fancy, you should try the authentic and decidedly food nazi unfriendly method of making southern fried chicken. You save your bacon drippings and skillet fry brined chicken in it. Put a little coriander and black pepper in the buttermilk batter, dredge the brined chicken through whipped raw egg, dip it in the batter and plop it in the pan, you’ll need a grease splatter screen. Some sprinkle a little flour over the battered chicken as it fries.
There’s a set of loosely defined rules apparently, I suppose it’s wisdom passed down orally as is the case with all indigenous peoples.
Female names always end in a vowel. Then again, that might be white devils in the hospital superimposing their sexist racist hegemony, so who the heck knows.
Piggly Wiggly? I know its a true name. We used to have them down in South Texas many years ago.
Now, should we name the fat blob who tried to rob them MISS PIGGLY JIGGLY?
Zimbabwe phone book would be my guess.
In some places, employees who tried to stop a theft like that would be fired.
I bet she gives that ‘come hither’ look to every swine that comes along.
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