Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

thesmokinggun.com ^ | May 25, 2012

[Free ThinkerNY]

MAY 25--Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling.

The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,” according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.

When a Piggly Wiggly employee--who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper--asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.”

Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the store, Appling “was dropping beer cans out of her purse.”

[6SJ7]

That sounds kind of good. Oh course, what doesn't work with bacon? I'm thinking vanilla ice cream with crushed bacon and some maple syrup might be pretty tasty.

[SIDENET]

Looks like Thulsa Doom’s fat daughter.

[mylife]

Everything works with bacon!

[Molon Labbie]

Now, now everyone, lets not be too judgemental. She didn’t steal those things.

They just fell into orbit around her.

[mylife]

Its ridiculous good.

One bite lasts like 5 minutes.
You don’t want to swallow.

[BerryDingle]

(drops bacon and beers on floor, looks around)
Who trew dat bacon n beer at me!!

[mylife]

Just dang!

[mylife]

What always amazes me about bacon threads is how everyone on the planet agrees except Muslims.

[mylife]

What always amazes me about bacon threads is how everyone on the planet agrees except Muslims.

you know Jewish folks are sneaking Bacon LOL

[CatherineofAragon]

LOL, he can tolerate that fiery stuff....I can do mildly hot, but that’s it. I made the mistake of trying the sauce you’re talking about. All I can say is, I used to have sinuses.

[mylife]

I love it! and I need it to clear my sinuses in Texas LoL

[IM2MAD]

...she has a lovely smile...

And she has high cheekbones. Do you suppose she’s part Cherokee?

[Graewoulf]

Is there any documentation that Obama eats Bacon, or other types of Pork?

[Morgana]

“While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway,” according to the report”

Entitlement mentality

[CatherineofAragon]

I bet you do, LOL.

[patriot08]

Lonneshia Shafaye?????

BWA HA HA HA HA haaaaaaaaa

[jocon307]

“Do you suppose she’s part Cherokee?”

Well, she really went on the war path!

[VeniVidiVici]

The Refrigerator

The Pantry

[GraceG]

Well, i can say that this particular crime “WAS NOT COMMITTED BY A ROPER”

[patriot08]

...she has a lovely smile...

And she has high cheekbones. Do you suppose she’s part Cherokee?
___________

You people need your glasses changed or something.

[leaning conservative]

It’s like she mistook the mug shot for a glamour shot.

[GeronL]

yep

[AuntB]

Thinking disorders, not lifestyle, may lead to obesity
[snip]Researchers from the University of New South Wales said a review of 38 studies of obesity and cognitive function found a strong association between obesity and weakness in the executive part of the brain, which controls problem-solving, decision-making, reasoning, planning, organisational skills and achievement of complex goals.

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/diet-and-fitness/thinking-disorders-not-lifestyle-may-lead-to-obesity-20110823-1j8hr.html

[GeronL]

bacon and kimchi??

[VeniVidiVici]

I was surprised they let her keep her picture like that.

[Postman]

If this piques an interest....the site is here:

http://www.huyfong.com/frames/index.htm

[mylife]

Love Huy Fong

[mylife]

I think I should do something with Texas Chile peqiuns, garlic and lime

[mylife]

basically. ☺

[Slings and Arrows]

Bacon Lover In Piggly Wiggly Rampage

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[Gabrial]

Many of Holder's people show no remorse whatsoever for the crimes they commit.

Plea bargain? What a joke.

[martin_fierro]

Something tells me ol' Loneshia would Dine & Dash.

[Morgana]

[ApplegateRanch]

If Obama had a daughter, she would look like her.

He already has a wife who does.

[AFreeBird]

I know a Jewish fellow that buys it by the pound - in public! Even orders it and eats it in public resteraunts too.

What’s the world coming to.

[Slings and Arrows]

Want some bacon?

[TheRightGuy]

GUILTY !!

[USARightSide]

‘_______how did I know this?’

Because of the ‘eisha’ part of her name.
Some years ago it appeared out of nowhere, and since then every self-respecting Af-Am family that has a daughter, must use those letters somewhere in the girl’s name.

To wit: Aneisha, Babeisha, Caleisha, Demeisha, Eleisha, Fameisha, Goeisha, Heleisha, Ireisha, Jameisha, Kaleisha, Laneisha, Moeisha, and so on.
Maybe you see a pattern - - -

[MindBender26]

If Obama had a daughter, she would look like her.

Obama has a wife, and.............

[Erasmus]

Amneesha, Afrodeesha, Atcherleesha.

[JudyinCanada]

Where do all of these freaky names come from? Do they just make them up?

[rockrr]

While in police custody, Appling told a cop to add whatever charges he wanted “because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway,” according to the report. She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco if her arrest would make the police blotter, requesting that the cop make his report “more interesting so that her arrest would make” the department’s compendium of notable incidents.

She has learned to game the system. The system that should have her in leg-irons out picking up trash along the interstate but instead swallows whatever hard-luck yarn she offers.

Thus emboldened, she and her ilk will soon descend upon the rest of us like a plague of rats.

[RegulatorCountry]

If chicken fried bacon on a stick catches your fancy, you should try the authentic and decidedly food nazi unfriendly method of making southern fried chicken. You save your bacon drippings and skillet fry brined chicken in it. Put a little coriander and black pepper in the buttermilk batter, dredge the brined chicken through whipped raw egg, dip it in the batter and plop it in the pan, you’ll need a grease splatter screen. Some sprinkle a little flour over the battered chicken as it fries.

[Dallas59]

[RegulatorCountry]

There’s a set of loosely defined rules apparently, I suppose it’s wisdom passed down orally as is the case with all indigenous peoples.

Female names always end in a vowel. Then again, that might be white devils in the hospital superimposing their sexist racist hegemony, so who the heck knows.

[DH]

Piggly Wiggly? I know it’s a true name. We used to have them down in South Texas many years ago.

Now, should we name the fat blob who tried to rob them “MISS PIGGLY JIGGLY?”

[Beagle8U]

Wright's Steak House Bacon is the best. Hickory smoked, thick sliced, and covered with cracked black pepper.

[Beagle8U]

“Where do all of these freaky names come from?”

Zimbabwe phone book would be my guess.

[Verginius Rufus]

The Pink Palace in Memphis was built as a residence for the man who started the Piggly Wiggly chain. They have a recreation of the first Piggly Wiggly store inside. Apparently it was the first grocery store where customers picked out the items themselves and brought them to the cashier instead of handing the clerk a list of what they wanted.

In some places, employees who tried to stop a theft like that would be fired.

[TurboZamboni]

I bet she gives that ‘come hither’ look to every swine that comes along.