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Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police
Associated Press ^ | May 29, 2012 | MARLENE NAANES

Posted on 05/29/2012 1:05:18 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

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1 posted on 05/29/2012 1:05:23 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Assault by Hari Kari?


2 posted on 05/29/2012 1:07:26 PM PDT by Hodar (Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.- A. Schopenhauer)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well thank God the “jack booted thugs” didn’t taser him. /s


3 posted on 05/29/2012 1:09:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He should give the face eater guy a call, (if it wasn’t for the fact that he was already dead...).


4 posted on 05/29/2012 1:09:14 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Hodar

You have to admit, he had intestinal fortitude.


5 posted on 05/29/2012 1:09:32 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Hodar
It takes a lot of guts to do that. Literally.
6 posted on 05/29/2012 1:10:11 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Must be the bath salts. < \sarcasm>


7 posted on 05/29/2012 1:10:48 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: Hodar

I hate it when people throw intestines at me.


8 posted on 05/29/2012 1:11:13 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I would think that would be painful to do.


9 posted on 05/29/2012 1:12:59 PM PDT by commonguymd (Freedom is a myth anymore it seems)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Are sleeper pod people coming out of the word work? First the guy eating someone’s face off and now this!

It must be those chem-trails that my neighbour keeps warning me about. Those jets with their long white trails must be emitting chemicals that are causing this zombie-like behaviour.


10 posted on 05/29/2012 1:13:16 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I wonder if the face eating guy has a taste for tripe? These two would get along great for a meal or two.

Zombie apocalypse anyone? They’re really coming out of the woodwork now.


11 posted on 05/29/2012 1:13:16 PM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

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The man had threatened to disembowel himself. The cops taunted him; “You don’t have the guts to ty it.”

He showed them!


12 posted on 05/29/2012 1:13:53 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Mephedrone again?


13 posted on 05/29/2012 1:13:56 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Dallas59

Intestine throwing is a new event at the London Olympics ?


14 posted on 05/29/2012 1:13:58 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Gutshot squirrels have been known to unspool their intestines. One theory is that if some of the internal tissue is exposed as a result of the initial wound, the critter thinks it’s some type of parasite and the source of the pain....


15 posted on 05/29/2012 1:14:42 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: PetroniusMaximus
He should give the face eater guy a call, (if it wasn’t for the fact that he was already dead...).

Nothing like a little boudin snack.

Fresh....I guarantee!

16 posted on 05/29/2012 1:14:51 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Free ThinkerNY

My cousin works on the SWAT team that was called in for this. Absolutely sickening. It is amazing what the police have to put up with and then still maintain professional conduct.


17 posted on 05/29/2012 1:15:52 PM PDT by TheBigIf
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

Other than making the intestines very tasty!

18 posted on 05/29/2012 1:16:42 PM PDT by Fido969
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sort of reminds me of the ultra-grotesque and definitely NSFW fight scene in the insanely bulldada prison-martial arts-monster-ludicrous ultraviolence movie “Story of Ricky”.

Again, NSFW.

http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/8vMKN1tYknE

Yes, the entire movie is like that. NSFW.


19 posted on 05/29/2012 1:17:57 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Rinnwald
The guy's got had guts!
20 posted on 05/29/2012 1:20:58 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (If my Fluffy had a puppy, it would look like the puppy Obama ate!)
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To: commonguymd
I would think that would be painful to do.

Yes. Yes it is.

Japanese people committing seppuku had seconds who were supposed to cut off their heads when the pain became unbearable

Of course, this doesn't account for our boutique drug culture, with idiots stoned out of their gourds. Like someone else noted earlier, the hangover must be a doozy. I cut my what!!?

21 posted on 05/29/2012 1:24:30 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Seems a bit tame for today’s “standards”.

The RE-embowelment before the final part is missing, or perhaps someone forgot to put the instestines back in the scene.


22 posted on 05/29/2012 1:30:22 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Put him in with that naked freak who ate a man’s face and they’ll be happy.


23 posted on 05/29/2012 1:37:42 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wow seems quite a few people have been raiding Nancy Pelosis medicine cabinet this week. First a naked guy goes on a rampage and chews a mans face off, now this guy with the intestines. What are they trying to do, impress liberals? “Hey have you ever thought of running for office?”


24 posted on 05/29/2012 1:48:56 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: gunsequalfreedom

“Are sleeper pod people coming out of the word work? First the guy eating someone’s face off and now this!”

Right, that’s what I’m thinking. I think the Zombie infection is spreading - face eaters and intestine throwers. Better turn on my outside motion and vibration detectors so they can’t attack my house without my knowing it.

Now,I like broccoli but hardly anyone else does - maybe sitting broccoli outside will scare them off.


25 posted on 05/29/2012 1:52:49 PM PDT by Marcella (God wouldn't vote for Romney so I won't, either.)
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To: Marcella
Now,I like broccoli but hardly anyone else does - maybe sitting broccoli outside will scare them off.

LOL - That sounds like a plan!
- I will also put bowls of brussel sprouts around the house too....what a strange world.

26 posted on 05/29/2012 2:16:30 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for the FReeper Online Cookbook 2011)
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To: Rinnwald

Had to look that up. Quite fascinating although I had a vague recollection of hearing about the practice. Just so many years ago that I probably studied that in college and now I was able to ruminate a bit by looking it up. Horrible practice, quite brave and in their sense; noble. Takes guts to do. LOL

Thanks for that bit of historical reference on the practice.

The hangover’s embarrassment this guy feels is probably much worse than one wherein I made those stupid late night calls as a youthful party guy. LOL. Those were bad enough. I said what? I called who? Oh brother. I guess that’s better than hearing or reading or being told I flung intestines at people after disemboweling myself.


27 posted on 05/29/2012 2:17:50 PM PDT by commonguymd (Freedom is a myth anymore it seems)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; RandallFlag

First the face eating guy, and now this. Good grief. Zombie virus?


28 posted on 05/29/2012 2:22:04 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: dynachrome

Fry up some chitterlings and serve them up with grits!!


29 posted on 05/29/2012 2:28:21 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: libertarian27

“I will also put bowls of brussel sprouts around the house too....what a strange world.”

I like those, too. What time might you be putting those out?

I bought one Zombie book and my husband thought I was nuts. It was fun reading. I need to get another one.

He didn’t get it that we preppers use the Zombie name to describe those who may come after our stuff ‘cause they don’t have any stuff and are desperate.


30 posted on 05/29/2012 2:33:31 PM PDT by Marcella (God wouldn't vote for Romney so I won't, either.)
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To: treetopsandroofs

The movie has to be seen to be believed. It helps to have been drinking with friends. The bottom line of the movie is “That which kills you makes you stronger”, though they never quite get around to explaining why.


31 posted on 05/29/2012 2:41:58 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Brothers and sisters, can I get a “WTF?”


32 posted on 05/29/2012 3:00:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wow. That takes guts.


33 posted on 05/29/2012 3:27:26 PM PDT by Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Drugs.

Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2888514/posts

Miami Monster Eats Man’s Face
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2889053/posts

The libertarian constituency will eventually depopulate itself.


34 posted on 05/29/2012 5:18:49 PM PDT by familyop ("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
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To: Col Frank Slade

Unlike Pelosi, he wanted to show what was in it before it passed.....


35 posted on 05/29/2012 6:03:31 PM PDT by Quickgun (Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
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To: Fido969

The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

Other than making the intestines very tasty!

Oh man, I cant stop laffing!


36 posted on 05/29/2012 8:50:53 PM PDT by Gasshog (Tragically,Obama ate the blue dog...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
I never sausage a sight!


37 posted on 05/29/2012 9:12:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Enough of this tripe.


38 posted on 05/29/2012 9:29:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Wayne. What are the chances.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You wanna piece of me?


39 posted on 05/29/2012 11:47:28 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

That gets a few guffaws from Nashville. Dear God.....


40 posted on 05/29/2012 11:52:39 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

No guts, no gory.


41 posted on 05/30/2012 12:02:00 AM PDT by BombHollywood
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To: dixiechick2000

I’ve got this gut feeling...


42 posted on 05/30/2012 12:02:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Does it stick in your craw?


43 posted on 05/30/2012 12:32:59 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

I suspect bowel play.


44 posted on 05/30/2012 12:54:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Hodar
Assault by Hari Kari?

You can even MOVE after inflicting something so excruciatingly painful on yourself?

What was he on? I want some next time I go in for surgery.

45 posted on 05/30/2012 1:00:27 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

NSFW?

Not suitable for wimps?


46 posted on 05/30/2012 1:02:54 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
The bottom line of the movie is “That which kills you makes you stronger”, though they never quite get around to explaining why.

Isn't it “That which DOESN"T kill you makes you stronger”? There's a song out like that and it makes more sense.

47 posted on 05/30/2012 1:05:47 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Colon Bowel?

I don’t like him.


48 posted on 05/30/2012 1:16:36 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

Nah, he wouldn’t have the intestinal fortitude.


49 posted on 05/30/2012 1:20:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He certainly didn’t have the guts.


50 posted on 05/30/2012 1:22:52 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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