Some cops are just stoopit. like the one who ticket me yesterday in the porsche.
No way he clocked me @ 76. I saw his buddy ticketing and immediately let off on the gas. He was in front of the car being ticketed and he couldn’t possibly have radared me.
I’m guessing he didn’t either since he didn’t note how he acquired my speed. They usually note they used Lidar on the ticket. I’m going to fight it..
They sure can. I spoke to a deputy friend who runs radar and his radar can track 9 or 10 targets simultaneously.
A Highway Patrol officer comes down with a severe case of appendicitis. He is rushed to the hospital and his appendix is successfully removed. The HP officer wakes up in the recovery room with the doctor standing over him.
The doctor explains the surgery went well and he should make a complete recovery, but he may initially feel some pulling and discomfort around the incision site.
The HP officer is taken back to his room and sure enough the pulling and discomfort is there and increasing to the point he starts to believe he may need another operation.
The officer finally lifts his robe to look at the site. He see’s 3 wide pieces of white cloth tape, the type you could use to lift pavement, running from his inner thighs across his testicles to his other leg.
Written on the tape in black felt tip pen is the message:
“Good luck and have a speedy recovery, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week” :~)