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1 posted on 06/09/2012 1:46:46 PM PDT by timlilje
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Elizabeth Warren: My mother told me that I’m part Chicken, so I’m going to cross the road, too.


2 posted on 06/09/2012 2:00:21 PM PDT by jimtorr
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3 posted on 06/09/2012 2:01:39 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Okay. I loved em all but the Jerry Falwell. The rest were good, no great. Edit please.


4 posted on 06/09/2012 2:02:58 PM PDT by sueQ
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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it

was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! AND I WANTED A MENU CHANGE FROM EATING CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN HELPED RUSTLE ME UP SOME PUPPY.


5 posted on 06/09/2012 2:07:14 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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Why should you let your chicken wander all over the place, crossing roads and all. Can’t you keep them penned up? Either that, or it had a warrant.


6 posted on 06/09/2012 2:14:13 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad - Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anonymous Buddhist: This chicken has crossed the road before.

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7 posted on 06/09/2012 2:21:44 PM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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PETA spokesman: He crossed the road to escape all those barbaric chicken-eaters on the other side!


8 posted on 06/09/2012 2:22:28 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

He crossed to get some skillets and IT. Then he was murdered by a racist honkie.

9 posted on 06/09/2012 2:22:40 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get from the left to the right."
"Stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank."
"He ain't a chicken no more."

10 posted on 06/09/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Joe Biden:

"Don't you all see it? The chicken is a symbol of all of us. We have to think like the chicken. It's so obvious I can't believe we're even talking about it. We have to cross the road or we'll all still be here on this side of the road. My father wanted to be a chicken, dammit!"

11 posted on 06/09/2012 2:26:48 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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later


12 posted on 06/09/2012 2:29:51 PM PDT by berdie
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There was a Chick-Fil-A on his side of the road.


13 posted on 06/09/2012 3:21:16 PM PDT by Leep (Enemy of the Statist)
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To see Gregory peck.


14 posted on 06/09/2012 3:42:55 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Nancy Pelosi: “Because the Republicans are blocking our bill to make it a federal crime to jaywalk. And the chicken was trying to get to the other side so that he could push granny over the cliff.”


15 posted on 06/09/2012 3:54:12 PM PDT by Brilliant
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To show the Armadillo and Squirrels it could be done.


16 posted on 06/09/2012 4:15:29 PM PDT by bluecollarman (Wanted....witty tagline.)
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CHRIS MATTHEWS: "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this story, this chicken, the feeling most people get when they see that little chicken crossing that road. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often..."

BTW, that Jerry Falwell quote was sort of meandering. Fell flat. Otherwise, good stuff!

17 posted on 06/09/2012 4:49:17 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done.


19 posted on 06/09/2012 5:17:40 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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BARACK OBAMA: To get to the Polish death camp.


22 posted on 06/09/2012 5:33:28 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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great stuff


24 posted on 06/09/2012 5:44:32 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Bill Ayers Was *Not* "Just Some Guy In The Neighborhood")
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Bump.....


26 posted on 06/09/2012 9:51:09 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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