I'll take the taser. I don't think I'd wanna be in that state of nature at that age and doing a Mach 1+ free-fall in -90 F conditions. My itty-bitty widdle pee-weiner might get frostbitten. 'Course, I've been married long enough to the missus now that I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. *rimshot*
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920