Posted on 06/25/2012 3:32:21 AM PDT by barmag25
If you can read this, You are within range of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When Obama stands next to Chuck Norris, Obama is called “The Two”.
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris can pay attention in cash.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
LoL
Chuck Norris put the ‘fun’ in funeral.
Chuck Norris put the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris left a bar drunk and had sex with a Mac Truck in the parking lot...nine months later Optimus Prime was born.
But but but....ouch...ok, you got me, I can't beat that. ;-)
Hated doing that...sadly, Christopher Lee lost cool points when the worst lead actor ever beheaded him.
Chuck Norris dosen’t always wash his truck, but when he does he uses Dos XXs.
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