Skip to comments.Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting
Posted on 06/27/2012 10:56:51 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
TEANECK An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.
Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.
Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
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In first with the....
Never bring a fart to a gunfight
That must have been some really bad gas...
I'm sure the results really stunk to the one who was arrested.
I’ll bet both ends were loaded...
You fart in my general direction, I shoot in your general direction.
He should have waited with a lighter.
Yea! That’s right I called your name.
Your voice has changed but your breath is the same.
Sorry man,I didn't know it was her turn.
He’s so screwed. They even charged him with making terrorists threats.
That was not fair!
Speak, O Toothless Wonder!
That’s terrible. The farter’s the one who concocted
and emitted a weapon of mass destruction.
He had to pull a gun!
He was facing (silent but) deadly force!
What did you call me?
Them’s fartin’ words!
He claimed he was only trying to defend himself against a weapon of ass destruction.
Brings to mind the greatest “flatulist” (professional farter) that ever lived - the immortal Le Petomane:
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