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Police: Teaneck man pulled gun on neighbor for farting
nj.com ^ | June 27, 2012 | Dan Ivers

Posted on 06/27/2012 10:56:51 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

TEANECK — An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor's fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.

Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr told NJ.com. The neighbor told officers that Collins pointed a revolver at him in the vestibule of their apartment building at 694 Cedar Lane at around 9:25 p.m.

Collins said he confronted the man after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door, but denied threatening him with a gun. He consented to a search, and officers recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: airpollution

1 posted on 06/27/2012 10:56:57 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

In first with the....

Never bring a fart to a gunfight

comment.


2 posted on 06/27/2012 10:58:39 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That must have been some really bad gas...


3 posted on 06/27/2012 10:59:37 AM PDT by Darteaus94025
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To: Free ThinkerNY
That must have been an explosive situation.

I'm sure the results really stunk to the one who was arrested.

4 posted on 06/27/2012 11:02:49 AM PDT by Wizdum (My job is to get you to shoot soda out your nose)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’ll bet both ends were loaded...


5 posted on 06/27/2012 11:03:16 AM PDT by 2dollarbill
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To: Free ThinkerNY

You fart in my general direction, I shoot in your general direction.


6 posted on 06/27/2012 11:04:45 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: 2dollarbill

He should have waited with a lighter.


7 posted on 06/27/2012 11:05:54 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Yea! That’s right I called your name.


8 posted on 06/27/2012 11:11:46 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: All

Your voice has changed but your breath is the same.


9 posted on 06/27/2012 11:13:52 AM PDT by Terry Mross ( To all my kin: Do not attempt to contact me as long as you love obama.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Sir,I resent you farting before my wife!!

Sorry man,I didn't know it was her turn.

10 posted on 06/27/2012 11:27:57 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He’s so screwed. They even charged him with making terrorists threats.


11 posted on 06/27/2012 11:29:37 AM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Terry Mross
Your voice has changed but your breath is the same.

LMFAO!!!

That was not fair!

CA....

12 posted on 06/27/2012 11:48:25 AM PDT by Chances Are (Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Speak, O Toothless Wonder!

CA....


13 posted on 06/27/2012 11:50:05 AM PDT by Chances Are (Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
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To: b4its2late

That’s terrible. The farter’s the one who concocted
and emitted a weapon of mass destruction.


14 posted on 06/27/2012 11:51:13 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He had to pull a gun!

He was facing (silent but) deadly force!


15 posted on 06/27/2012 11:51:48 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Teaneck man.”

What did you call me?

Them’s fartin’ words!


16 posted on 06/27/2012 11:54:28 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: b4its2late
He’s so screwed. They even charged him with making terrorists threats.

He claimed he was only trying to defend himself against a weapon of ass destruction.

17 posted on 06/27/2012 12:04:29 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

18 posted on 06/27/2012 12:08:14 PM PDT by Jonah Hex ("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

19 posted on 06/27/2012 12:12:46 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Brings to mind the greatest “flatulist” (professional farter) that ever lived - the immortal Le Petomane:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane


20 posted on 06/27/2012 12:19:06 PM PDT by donaldo
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This its New Jersey, right?

Couldn’t have been the smell...


21 posted on 06/27/2012 12:50:35 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: 4yearlurker

Now that there’s funny. I don’t care where you’re from!!!


22 posted on 06/27/2012 1:10:51 PM PDT by OldEagle
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Self defense. Not Guilty.


23 posted on 06/27/2012 1:31:21 PM PDT by st.eqed
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To: RckyRaCoCo

LMBO...funny funny movie


24 posted on 06/27/2012 1:32:44 PM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

OK...you asked for it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs


25 posted on 06/27/2012 1:36:22 PM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: Jonah Hex

One of my favorite movies. http://tremors.wikia.com/wiki/Ass_Blaster


26 posted on 06/27/2012 2:04:52 PM PDT by CORedneck
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Comments on the website are hilarious.


27 posted on 06/27/2012 4:28:55 PM PDT by floozy22
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To: floozy22

One comment from the site: “The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...”


28 posted on 06/27/2012 5:37:31 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: ThomasMore
I'll see your Blazing Saddles and raise you these gems:

Movie you must not laugh at #1

Movie you must not laugh at #2

29 posted on 06/27/2012 5:46:02 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (If my Fluffy had a puppy, it would look like the puppy Obama ate!)
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To: manic4organic

The answer, alas, is blow it out your ass.


30 posted on 06/27/2012 5:46:02 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: manic4organic
“The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...”

LOL!

31 posted on 06/27/2012 5:55:48 PM PDT by floozy22
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To: Rastus

Another great comment from the site: something about...”Bush’s fault. Bush’s beans, that is.”


32 posted on 06/27/2012 5:56:14 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: JaguarXKE

LOL. My nephew sent those to me a while ago. Way too funny. One last one ( not to make it look like I’m into farting ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FyD95Hv7CU


33 posted on 06/28/2012 4:59:22 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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