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Suspect high on bath salts threatened to eat people at Atlanta golf course, police say
FoxNews.com ^ | July 3, 2012

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:10:24 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

An Atlanta man was arrested after stripping down to his underwear at a local driving range and threatening to eat people after ingesting bath salts, police said.

Witnesses said that Karl Laventure came out of the woods at the Atlanta Golf Center and began screaming about religion, rapper Tupac Shakur and cannibalism.

"Among other things, he was saying things like, ‘I'll eat you. I don't want to eat you but I will,'" Gwinnett County Police Cpl. Jake Smith, said.

Police said that when they arrived, Laventure – who had stripped down to his underwear – came right at them.

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1 posted on 07/03/2012 12:10:27 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If you had posted a picture of the perp, it would look like Obama’s son.


2 posted on 07/03/2012 12:13:42 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Free ThinkerNY

So it’s official, bath salts turns you into a cannibal.


3 posted on 07/03/2012 12:14:49 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I understand that one may develop quite an appetite after 18 holes of golf and that sometimes food in the clubhouse is not all that good, but it seems like he could have waited just a little longer and maybe found a restaurant on his way home from the golf course.


4 posted on 07/03/2012 12:18:23 PM PDT by Uncle Slayton
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To: autumnraine
So it’s official, bath salts turns you into a cannibal.

Nothing like some nice Calgon in the cauldron to soften up the western missionary as he is being prepared for dinner.
5 posted on 07/03/2012 12:21:48 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He was probably gay and just wanted a look at their putters....


6 posted on 07/03/2012 12:21:53 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

So this guy threatened to eat a bunch of people holding golf clubs and didn’t get beaten unconscious? What’s wrong with this picture?


7 posted on 07/03/2012 12:29:03 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: illiac

“He was probably gay and just wanted a look at their putters....”

Forget the putter, use the driver..... Hellllooooooooo


8 posted on 07/03/2012 12:30:15 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Seems like this cannibalism phenomenon has a certain demographic flashing back to their roots in Africa. So far, all these cannibals that I have seen in the news look like Obamas sons.


9 posted on 07/03/2012 12:40:49 PM PDT by Uncle Lonny
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To: ozzymandus

Heh. This!


10 posted on 07/03/2012 12:43:01 PM PDT by KGeorge
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To: autumnraine
So it’s official, bath salts turns you into a cannibal.

Well, that's one way to reduce the population.

11 posted on 07/03/2012 12:46:16 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Uncle Slayton
I understand that one may develop quite an appetite after 18 holes of golf and that sometimes food in the clubhouse is not all that good, but it seems like he could have waited just a little longer and maybe found a restaurant on his way home from the golf course.

He wasn't playing golf.

He came out of (and was probably living in) the woods.

12 posted on 07/03/2012 12:50:03 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“I’ll eat you. I don’t want to eat you but I will!”

I got this! I’ll shoot you! I don’t want to shoot you but I will!


13 posted on 07/03/2012 12:50:58 PM PDT by old school
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To: ozzymandus

With what their clubs cost, I don’t blame them for not using them for that.

I’d try to run him down with a golf cart or six.

Like the big 0’s history of throwing all those people under the golf cart.


14 posted on 07/03/2012 1:01:27 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Probably should add this to the “things caused by global warming” list.


15 posted on 07/03/2012 1:02:44 PM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: old school

I think I would have grabbed a wedge and done an Elin Nordegren on hin Tiger Woods lookin’ ass


16 posted on 07/03/2012 1:03:23 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Choot Lisabeth Choot.


17 posted on 07/03/2012 1:04:13 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Free ThinkerNY

18 posted on 07/03/2012 1:04:44 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Venturer

“This week on Swamp People, Troy bags what locals have named Big Ugly; a fearless 6’6” zombie that’s been eatin’ all the gators in Bayo Sorrel.”


19 posted on 07/03/2012 1:13:46 PM PDT by roostercashews (A gun doesn't make you safer, but knowing how to use one does.)
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To: Uncle Lonny

20 posted on 07/03/2012 1:53:39 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Free ThinkerNY
...after stripping down to his underwear at a local driving range and threatening to eat people...

He wouldn't have lasted long at a skeet range :>

21 posted on 07/03/2012 3:24:19 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (Mandrake gestures hypnotically)
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