Skip to comments.What would the first line of YOUR opus be? (Vanity)
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:49:54 PM PDT by Luna
There have been some dull opuses here at FR. Its no wonder theyre met with such contempt and ridicule by other Freepers. No one likes boring. We like to be entertained, for crying out loud! Opus people, if youre going to write an opus, make it worth our while.
LOL! Good one, Grey.
Shower, cheese, moose, sister, beeber, stuned, popcorn, unngh.
Now that I’m conscious, who are all you people and why does my butt hurt?
You owe me a new leg. I had to gnaw mine off to survive that.
Am I logged in?
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
There once was this thing called an Opus
The Author can't keep it in focus
They Whine and they Bitch
While they're making their Pitch
But their Opus is just Hocus Pocus
He's in mourning. Didn't you hear?
My Dearest Freepers,
It is with a heavy heart I pen this final missive..
I would hope that whatever I write as an opus would begin a RINO-sifting bugzapper thread.
Something similar to JimRob’s one line here:
Up yours asswipe.
56 posted on 04/21/2007 6:57:07 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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Hiya rocky! Those were the bad good/old days! Pick one dammit!!!
Probably but, due to the lack of sanity around here....
Or: Do not ask for whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.......
Or: Who is
John Galt Jim Thompson?
Or: c...c...can't we all just get along?
Or: (and this is final) I don't trust anyone but you and me, but frankly....lately I'm beginning to worry about you........
I'd been doing double-agent duty there for some months and wrote an Opus for all the DU whiners to choke on. I also posted it HERE on FR for anyone interested.
It was a dark and stormy night. She was dark and stormy herself, mysterious and elusive, with a smile that foretold of unknown magical experiences. I was just a college sophomore at a technical school, unwise in the ways of the world... I was attracted by her beauty, her charm, her Camarillo Brillo hair, her Mexican poncho... I followed her up to her room...It was an experience I shall treasure always.
Later that night as she drew me closer, wrapped in a cloud of incense, I meekly requested that she be gentle... She said, in that low, soft, husky voice:"Oh, you've never had your opus pulled? Well, I can fix that..."At that point my memory becomes hazy... it must have been the amulets...
You win a stupid post of the week.
Oh, I dunno, maybe stupid post of the day. This week there have been some serious contenders...
“Hold muh beer and watch this!”
Quix’s opus has over 1500 replies.
WELL JIM, ENJOY THE BED YOU HAVE MADE: Quix’s latest Opus Installment
His first line, which I didn’t even bother to finish reading:
Wellllllll Jim, Enjoy The Bed Youve Made . SUMMARY: . IN COMPLEX INTERPERSONAL SITUATIONS AND RELATIONSHIPSWHO CAN KNOW WHAT IS REALLY REAL? APPEARANCES ARE WHAT IS REAL TO THE OBSERVER CONCERNED. So, in many respects, the REAL might be the opposite of the statements below. However, the statements ARE PERCEIVED TO BEAPPARENTLY REAL ENOUGH for evidently thousands of FREEPERS that only idiots would fail to give such assertions fitting prayerful pondering.
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