[umgud]

If I’d have shot mine when I first wanted to, I’d have been out by now.

[bleach]

Thanks my screen needed cleaning anyway.. LOL

[Gaffer]

Ah....the old joke.

Wife finds husband in the basement corner sobbing.

“What’s the matter honey?”

“Do you remember when I knocked you up and your daddy forced me at the point of a shotgun to marry you or go to jail for 20 years for statutory rape?”

“Yes, what about it?”

“I was just thinking - it’s been 20 years ago, tomorrow.” “I’d have been released today.

[fanfan]

Bump!