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Caption Barry buying peaches

Posted on 08/19/2012 12:15:57 PM PDT by Lucky9teen

U.S. President Barack Obama buys peaches at Mack's Apples in Londonderry, New Hampshire August 18, 2012. Obama will hold two campaign events in New Hampshire today.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; obama

1 posted on 08/19/2012 12:16:05 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Mack’s owner is a known libtard


2 posted on 08/19/2012 12:18:12 PM PDT by omega4179 ( el 0bama comio un perro)
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To: Lucky9teen

Macks owner is surprised by the new government built peaches.
3 posted on 08/19/2012 12:20:35 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

4 posted on 08/19/2012 12:21:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

(Photo on the right:) Employee whispers to Barry “I have a secret stash for Michelle. Your supporters will never know.”


5 posted on 08/19/2012 12:21:41 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Lucky9teen
OH good. 0pansy the liar visits a commie supporter. Hey 0pansy, is that a ‘little brown jug’ you have in your hands. Screw you 0pansy, you liar.
6 posted on 08/19/2012 12:23:15 PM PDT by redshawk (0pansy is a Liar and Hates.........he just hates!)
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To: Lucky9teen

now that I know he bought some produce my mind can be at rest the rest of the day///


7 posted on 08/19/2012 12:24:46 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: goat granny

Looks like green apples in Numnutz’s basket.


8 posted on 08/19/2012 12:26:17 PM PDT by shankbear (If this mandate can stand, what will be next? Forced to buy certain cars, clothes, food?)
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To: goat granny

Lady telling Obama: "...and we have the secret poison you requested, that you can put right in those apples...."
9 posted on 08/19/2012 12:26:48 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

It looks like he’s luggin’ a jug of maple syrple (Roger Miller) to me.


10 posted on 08/19/2012 12:27:08 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Had enough of the freaks running the show yet?)
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To: Lucky9teen

You didn’t grow those!


11 posted on 08/19/2012 12:28:04 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt the Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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But don't worry Mien Fuhrer, we'll always send your quota before we ration the rest of the season's harvest. To each according to his needs!

12 posted on 08/19/2012 12:31:13 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama to stunned woman clerk: “You’re not going to make me PAY for these peaches are you? Spreading the fruit around is a good thing!”


13 posted on 08/19/2012 12:35:57 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Note that Obama also uses the same phrase “spreading the fruit around” for “weekend Chicago visit without Michelle”.


14 posted on 08/19/2012 12:37:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Here we are, again, with the sleeves half rolled up. He never heard of a short sleeved shirt?


15 posted on 08/19/2012 12:40:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen
reminds me of this web site http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
16 posted on 08/19/2012 12:40:33 PM PDT by Gettin Betta
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To: Lucky9teen

Like that now-deceased, 0bummer-visited restaurant owner, this lady’ll be room-temp within 24hrs.


17 posted on 08/19/2012 12:41:08 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Let’s see.....apples......check.......maple syrup.......check.....choom.......oh, yeah, I need five pounds of choom.”


18 posted on 08/19/2012 12:42:18 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Movin’ to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.


19 posted on 08/19/2012 12:44:53 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Lucky9teen

“You want to know if these oranges have any seeds in them? You are a Harvard man.”


20 posted on 08/19/2012 12:46:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Excuse me Mr President...can you hurry and move along?
I have paying customers outside who desperately want to get in but your Secret Service detail won't allow it.
Your time is costing me money, bub!

21 posted on 08/19/2012 12:46:50 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Psssssst!......Mr. President!.......Your stupid is showing!.......”


22 posted on 08/19/2012 12:48:20 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

“Psssssst!......Mr. President!.......Your stupid is showing!.......”


23 posted on 08/19/2012 12:48:20 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: hattend

And another thing.

If he is only getting a few apples and some syrup, doesn’t he have an apple/syrup lackey who does that for him?

A shopping czar, if you will?


24 posted on 08/19/2012 12:49:43 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Gettin Betta

Potempkin Apple Store?


25 posted on 08/19/2012 12:51:10 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: blueunicorn6

I guess mine is, too.


26 posted on 08/19/2012 12:51:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

Or as Joe Biden would say, “Here’s my boss picking up a bag of oranges”


27 posted on 08/19/2012 12:52:58 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Lucky9teen

A tisket, a tasket, the fairy carries a basket....

28 posted on 08/19/2012 12:56:52 PM PDT by azishot (When your life is on the line, lead is worth more than gold.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Do I think one of these would shut up Joe Biden’s pie hole? Well, Mr. President, let’s step over to the cantaloupe display.”


29 posted on 08/19/2012 1:00:34 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Lucky9teen

"Uhh, ya got any of those natural spices that boost brain function, ya know, for a 'friend' of mine??"

30 posted on 08/19/2012 1:05:30 PM PDT by mikrofon (No Thyme for Joe)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love it! Rofl!


31 posted on 08/19/2012 1:07:11 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lucky9teen

Does anyone know how you can copy photos for captioning on an iPad? You used to be able to get the source but it seems you can’t get the source now to HTML it.


32 posted on 08/19/2012 1:10:44 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama: Aren't they supposed to shave the fuzz off them first?

33 posted on 08/19/2012 1:15:09 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Lucky9teen

I might just take a bite of one of these apples.
You say they have special powers, like eternal life?

34 posted on 08/19/2012 1:44:00 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Lucky9teen

“My pollsters tell me a growing number of people would like to see me impeached so I came down to get some. Where are the impeaches?”


35 posted on 08/19/2012 2:03:14 PM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow they have fuzz on them like Larry Sinclair teabags


36 posted on 08/19/2012 2:12:57 PM PDT by al baby (“If Barack Obama has a Harvard law degree, he didn’t earn that. Somebody else made that happen.”)
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
37 posted on 08/19/2012 2:24:03 PM PDT by RetSignman (Posting from the fringe and I like it like that.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Someone sent out a memo to the OMG campaign and said: No More French Fries or Ice Cream!

When do you think was the last time Barry purchased peaches???


38 posted on 08/19/2012 2:27:32 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: Lucky9teen

A better campaign move would be for OMG to stop at a McDonalds and to purchase AND eat an EggMcMuffin.


39 posted on 08/19/2012 2:29:12 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: Lucky9teen

I really don’t want to eat any of this stuff. Just taking pictures to convince Michelle I be buyin’ none of those fried Twinkies.


40 posted on 08/19/2012 3:03:53 PM PDT by CitizenM (Obama - The architect of the decline of the U.S.)
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To: Lucky9teen

What a FRICKING JOKE!!! Does ANYONE buy these PHOTO PROPS??


41 posted on 08/19/2012 3:38:31 PM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Lucky9teen

They look like GREEN APPLES!


42 posted on 08/19/2012 3:40:46 PM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cs8G_mY8jE


43 posted on 08/19/2012 4:10:47 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: carriage_hill

I LOL when I read that. I hope that is not a sign that I am losing it,,, again.


44 posted on 08/19/2012 4:14:52 PM PDT by winodog
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To: Lucky9teen
"Kin I git me some arugula around these parts? Michelle's decreed salad again. Do peaches make a nice vinaigrette?"
45 posted on 08/19/2012 4:26:06 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Ann Archy
lol
that jug of maple syrup...after Jan. 2013 guess he will be telling Michelle your making pancakes for the girls breakfast...'we no longer live in white house with our own private chef'...
oh wait they had their own private chef in Chicago...silly me thinking they were average Americans..they have always had a private chef..Michelle never learned how to cook and more than likely her girls will never learn how either.. not if its up to her to teach them...too late now.....
46 posted on 08/19/2012 4:32:54 PM PDT by haircutter
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To: omega4179
Mack’s owner is a known libtard

Too bad for her. If she'd refused to be part this Obama photo-op, her store would show a "Sold Out" sign in the window. (Like the Crumb and Get It bakery who refused a Biden photo-op.)

47 posted on 08/19/2012 4:59:03 PM PDT by randita (Paul Ryan is "Mr. Smith goes to Washington.")
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To: Lucky9teen

48 posted on 08/19/2012 5:42:29 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

The woman behind whispering to the photographer: “For the record, I AM going to vote for the other guys!”


49 posted on 08/19/2012 5:44:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Lucky9teen


Lady: At first I thought it was a bad peach drawing the flies and gnats, then I realized it was you!
50 posted on 08/23/2012 5:45:27 PM PDT by crosshairs (America: Once the land of the free. Still the home of the brave.)
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