Posted on 09/10/2012 2:48:37 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Sheryl Crow believes excessive cell phone use may be to blame for the benign tumor in her brain.
Crow just appeared on Katie Couric's new show and said the tumor is located in her "cell phone area" ... and says, "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related to [cell phone use]."
Crow admits her theory has not been confirmed by doctors, but says she's convinced because "[in the] early early days when I was promoting my first record, I did hours of phoners on the old archaic cell phones."
The singer says it became difficult to carry on normal conversations ... claiming she felt "mushy" ... and at one point she was convinced she had early onset Alzheimer's.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
Poor thing.
Older phones eh.......I guess she is a modulation expert now.
I better not say a thing here. Really I would like to but I won’t.
Could have been the drugs.
I’d have guessed excessive toilet paper usage...
No doubt.
Yes Sheryl. The cell phone. I’m sure that’s it.
the radiation from cell phones cannot penetrate the human skull. Second the radiation is too weak and the wave length too long to damage DNA. This doesn’t even consider the constant radio waves that are around us every second
“...benign tumor in her brain...”
She has a brain? Who knew?
Maybe it’s because she’s only using one sheet of toilet paper per visit?
phoners
A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
urban dictionary
phoners
A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
urban dictionary
Crow just appeared on Katie Couric’s new show ? What am I missing ?
Dry your tears with your one piece of toilet paper.
Which area did Idiot Joe Biden have lobotomized?
This fits right in with the “Are Democrats Really the “Pro-Science” Party?” thread.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2929127/posts
I wish I could edit my post and add this one to my list of crap that primarily only lefties believe in.
And this one reminds me of all the lefties that claim that power lines cause all kinds of medical conditions.
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