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1 posted on 10/06/2012 4:50:41 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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You big boy you been here four hour. No pay just go!


2 posted on 10/06/2012 4:51:42 PM PDT by crghill (Silly Mormons, God is triune.)
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Only takes a few like them to ruin it for everyone.


3 posted on 10/06/2012 4:52:23 PM PDT by chessplayer
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My ex-husband, a democrat, used to brag and think it funny that his friend and he would go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and stay for hours, absolutely stuffing themselves. Religion and politics- two really important things to discuss before marriage.


4 posted on 10/06/2012 4:57:34 PM PDT by pops88 (Standing with Breitbart for truth)
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Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
6 posted on 10/06/2012 5:01:06 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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Sirry Mongorians.


8 posted on 10/06/2012 5:02:22 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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People like these are the reason Ryan’s Steak House is going out of business.


9 posted on 10/06/2012 5:03:40 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the psychopath.)
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5 bowls of stir fry would have been a snack for me back in the day.


10 posted on 10/06/2012 5:04:11 PM PDT by mountn man (Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
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My ex-boss got banned from a local Chinese all-ya-can-eatery when he got caught stuffing a bunch of egg-rolls in his pockets to take home to the wife and kids.

No, really.


13 posted on 10/06/2012 5:06:41 PM PDT by Condor 63
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This happened to my sons football team. The entire O-line went one night, only stayed about an hour but when they were done, the manager asked them never come back.


14 posted on 10/06/2012 5:07:28 PM PDT by edcoil (It is not over until I win.)
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"You no come back!"


15 posted on 10/06/2012 5:08:16 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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Not sure if I have all the details right, but before he joined The NFL, supposedly all the HoJo’s in SC had a picture of William “The Refrigerator” Perry posted at their locations, titled DO NOT SEAT THIS MAN ON “ALL YOU CAN EAT” NIGHTS.


23 posted on 10/06/2012 5:28:34 PM PDT by jttpwalsh
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In Chris Miller’s book collecting up the original tales of the “Animal House”, he says his fraternity brothers used to go for the fine buffet, gorge themselves, puke in the bathroom, then have seconds and thirds.

“Booting” as the Romans did.


26 posted on 10/06/2012 5:32:22 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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Dilbert’s Dad is still at the all-you-can-eat diner....


27 posted on 10/06/2012 5:33:02 PM PDT by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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The Kinkster says it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWyoxwyB1wE


28 posted on 10/06/2012 5:33:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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“That’s ALL you can eat!”


30 posted on 10/06/2012 5:35:54 PM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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37 posted on 10/06/2012 5:40:34 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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As a teenager, I worked at Wendy’s. I enjoyed taking care of the salad bar (and had customers actually tell me it was only good when I did it). A couple of weekends in a row, I saw a woman go to the bar with her takeout plate, fill up the lid with fillers (no lettuce) and leave.

After a couple of times, the manager told her she wasn’t welcome. I didn’t get it at first (the salad bar was “all you can eat”... how do you run afoul of that?). He explained that she was loading up on all of the expensive items in the lid of her dish so she only had to buy a head of lettuce to have salad all week at our expense.

People do abuse a good deal.


46 posted on 10/06/2012 5:52:56 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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Near my college campus there was a diner that had a special of "CATFISH- all you can eat for $4.00"

When I was a freshman my friends took me there and I ordered the special. I got a plate with a couple of pieces of catfish and a pile of cole slaw. The fish was good. I finished it up and signaled for more. The waitress came over and asked what I wanted and I said I ordered the "all you can eat for $4.00 special".

She look at me with a slight grin and said, "That IS all you can eat for $4.00"

My friends had a good laugh at my expense. But, the next semester I got to take a newbie there for his "special".

71 posted on 10/06/2012 6:29:19 PM PDT by Baynative
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In my worldview, all-you-can-eat means, literally, all one person can stuff into his maw. Remember, for every human hog that threatens to break the bank you probably have three or four others that can’t come anywhere near eating enough to make up what they’ve paid, and that includes kids, who are interested only in the desserts.


102 posted on 10/06/2012 7:56:15 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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A good friend of mine was kicked out of an Asian buffet. It was literally “You go now, you eat too much” (He eats like a refugee.) I have teased him about it for years.


152 posted on 10/08/2012 9:56:06 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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