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VANITY You Are Transported To The Year 742 AD Europe And Allowed To Bring 3 Items From The Future
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Posted on 10/14/2012 8:02:34 AM PDT by trailhkr1

What would they be? A gun? Then you are only allowed to bring 2 bullets..see how that works?? Some basic ground rules..has to be a realistic items you can get you hands on today..no tanks etc. You are going with just the clothes on your back + the 3 items to survive an mingle with the folks of the day. Never coming back.

Saw this question on another site and wanted to see what you guys would come up with..I will post that link tomorrow after everyone has a chance to come up with their ideas..some people came up with good ideas (detailed history text of the time in Europe, antibiotics) and other people's ideas..not so much.


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To: RandallFlagg
The USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)

Done.


Crew sold separately. ;)
81 posted on 10/14/2012 8:52:09 AM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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To: DManA

‘Guy from Wisconsin figured out how they did it and recreated the sword. Smelted his own steel from iron ore, forged it, even did the inlaid name Ulfberht.’

Saw that. The really funny part was that they had a second tier model (or someone was knocking it off)for guys who wanted the flash but coulcn’t afford the original.


82 posted on 10/14/2012 8:55:57 AM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Doc? Is that you?


83 posted on 10/14/2012 8:56:08 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (This tagline for rent. Contact GeorgiaDawg32 for pricing and excellent financing options.)
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To: Renderofveils

Well, if we’re going to get all picky about period appropriateness you’d better bone up on archaic European languages before you pop out of here, because you’re not going to be able to explain anything at all otherwise.

Even English as spoken today would likely sound like gibberish to an individual from the 8th century. Ever read Chaucer in the original Middle English? That’s from six hundred years later.


84 posted on 10/14/2012 8:57:31 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: occamrzr06

Where there citrus fruits in Europe at that time?
I thought the explorers brought them back from China, much later.
If there are citrus, then I get to bring something else.


85 posted on 10/14/2012 8:57:43 AM PDT by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: trailhkr1

Water purifier, antibiotics, Swedish firesteel.


86 posted on 10/14/2012 8:58:27 AM PDT by My hearts in London - Everett (Gingrich or bust! (5/7/12, I guess it's bust.))
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To: trailhkr1

Where would I be transported to? Viking village? Monastery in Ireland? Feudal Japan? Antarctica? Location determines the three things that I would need.


87 posted on 10/14/2012 8:58:43 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel (a government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have)
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To: trailhkr1

A flintlock musktetoon made with modern metallurgy, A 25lb bag of black powder to get me started, and a K-bar or similar heavy duty knife.


88 posted on 10/14/2012 8:58:43 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: flintsilver7

I was hoping someone would pick up on that. But I meant Fleshlight, that way I wouldn’t need penicillin - LOL!


89 posted on 10/14/2012 8:59:31 AM PDT by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business)
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To: Vince Ferrer

Well, if it were the Aztecs, conquered peoples would become livestock. Europe at least quit making people into “the other white meat” centuries before coming to the Americas.


90 posted on 10/14/2012 9:00:10 AM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: MrsEmmaPeel
Where would I be transported to? Viking village? Monastery in Ireland? Feudal Japan? Antarctica? Location determines the three things that I would need.

The title..742 a.d. Europe.

91 posted on 10/14/2012 9:00:48 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: RegulatorCountry
“Then, I’d have to swallow my American distaste for such things and engratiate myself to the local lord as quickly as possible, lol.”

Well, you COULD bring a taser,tell his Lordship how things are going to be, and if he demurs, make his ass do the funky chicken.

92 posted on 10/14/2012 9:01:40 AM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: svcw

There used to be coconuts, but they migrated under the dorsal guiding feathers of unladen swallows.


93 posted on 10/14/2012 9:01:59 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: factoryrat
A flintlock musktetoon made with modern metallurgy, A 25lb bag of black powder to get me started, and a K-bar or similar heavy duty knife.

20 guys of the day rushing you in the woods out of nowhere and you would be dead meat...

94 posted on 10/14/2012 9:03:09 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: LRoggy; flintsilver7
I hope you meant flashlight.
LL!

95 posted on 10/14/2012 9:03:21 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: TalBlack

That would be a very gratifying albeits shortlived experience. If you survived you’d be tried as a witch or sorcerer if you lived that long.


96 posted on 10/14/2012 9:03:38 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Yes, MichaelTArchangel!! Weapons to stop the damage that Mo and his Minions from Hell will cause in the future.


97 posted on 10/14/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: trailhkr1
First I would like to be in the Eastern Roman Empire and here is what I would bring...

1. Bring my computer with a solar power charger. So I can help Byzantine Empire expand and defeat the Muslims.
2. Beef Jerky
3. A nice world map.
98 posted on 10/14/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT by KevinDavis (And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.)
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To: Flag_This; All

a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

“Just what you see on the walls, pal!”

Personally, I’d take:
Soap
Peroxide and
Penicillin

Over time, I might be considered a god of longevity.


99 posted on 10/14/2012 9:04:01 AM PDT by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Resident FReeper Kitty Poem /Haiku Guy)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

C’est moi.


100 posted on 10/14/2012 9:04:09 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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