Cheers,
knewshound
Posted on 12/06/2012 2:38:04 PM PST by Usagi_yo
I think we all know deep down inside how the Lindsay Lohan story is going to eventually end.
Lindsay Lohan's has been hitting the news cycle for several years now with her outrageous behavior. Drunk Driving several times, hit and run, fake rape/assualt accusations, herself assaulting others, thievery, violating probation, now the latest, assault and felony tax evasion. I mean I can't even remember what the heck Charlie Sheen ever did.
It's so farcical that now I'm thinking she really doesn't exist. She's a made up composite character created by the media at the behest of the Government Propoaganda Machine, GPM (Trademarked, me). Surely somewhere along the way somebody with a smidgeon of common sense would have locked this girl up and away from the cameras.
I started thinking this because her latest IRS problems have prompted me to get off my butt and take care of tax problem I've been dodging. It makes me feel like I've been psychologically and masterfully manipulated to do this via some secret government run social media manipulation.
I can't get her out of my head. It's like Pavlov's dog. Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Driving -> don't drink -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem, Shopping -> dont' shop lift -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Everything I do I think 'what would Lindsay Lohan do' (WWLLD), and try not to do that.
Somebody please, get the hook, ring the gong or otherwise close the curtain on her. I can't take it anymore.
I asked the EXACT same question about Lady GaGa.
Under the ridiculous clothes, huge accessories, and lip-sync’ed music, who would know? There could be 10 Lady GaGa’s touring the world at any one time.
Is that so? I’ve never watched it, but I’m going to have to take a good look to confirm what you’ve told me. Might have to watch it for several hours in fact. ;) ;)
I want to be absolutely sure their content is offensive and devoid of redeeming social value. :D
Either suicide or alcohol/pills. I give her 5 years.
Yes: but a very few of them are worth it.
Tiny? She’s plenty big in all the right places for me :)
Next year she will be 27.
she used to anyway... 
I think she has used up 3 and 1/2 of her 5 years.
Feminism unleashed. These young girls have no shame.
One of the girls I grew up with has a university degree, and now at 38 she is a street walking hooker. But don’t judge. No, no, don’t judge. Feminism states it is her body, her choice.
So many of the girls I grew up with, they were floozies with multiple partners. Almost all of them are childless spinsters now, including my ex-wife, who now likely laments leaving, as I was the one blessed with a child and a good life, whilst she languishes, and empty life without the husband and children she always wanted. I pity her, and her hatred of me is palpable.
Just finished reading Gutfeld’s book, eh?
I should elaborate - my ex wife wasn’t a floozy until she met like minded women and then I was history. These are the choices in life that affect everything. Now she laments that she can’t find a good man.....seems to me you threw one away love.
Nope, everything I wrote were original thoughts and works of my own.
I was going to ask...how did you turn her into a floozy? Did you do it the same way I did??
:^)
Wasn’t the content, FRiend...it was the style. Sorry if I suggested you swiped any of it. For the record, there’s nothing like this in Gutfeld’s book...
***Um... I actually ran across Playboy TV once or twice***
Anyone remember the old PLAYBOY PENTHOUSE on TV back in the early 1960s? All jazz music, nothing to make it watchable.
She is 26 years old. I predict she joins the “27 Club” next year......
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