Posted on 12/06/2012 2:38:04 PM PST by Usagi_yo
I think we all know deep down inside how the Lindsay Lohan story is going to eventually end.
Lindsay Lohan's has been hitting the news cycle for several years now with her outrageous behavior. Drunk Driving several times, hit and run, fake rape/assualt accusations, herself assaulting others, thievery, violating probation, now the latest, assault and felony tax evasion. I mean I can't even remember what the heck Charlie Sheen ever did.
It's so farcical that now I'm thinking she really doesn't exist. She's a made up composite character created by the media at the behest of the Government Propoaganda Machine, GPM (Trademarked, me). Surely somewhere along the way somebody with a smidgeon of common sense would have locked this girl up and away from the cameras.
I started thinking this because her latest IRS problems have prompted me to get off my butt and take care of tax problem I've been dodging. It makes me feel like I've been psychologically and masterfully manipulated to do this via some secret government run social media manipulation.
I can't get her out of my head. It's like Pavlov's dog. Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Driving -> don't drink -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem, Shopping -> dont' shop lift -> Lohan -> taxes -> take care of my problem. Everything I do I think 'what would Lindsay Lohan do' (WWLLD), and try not to do that.
Somebody please, get the hook, ring the gong or otherwise close the curtain on her. I can't take it anymore.
I think the Disney studio made her up out of bit and pieces of whatever was laying around.
She has been skating for too long. The odds are bound to catch up with her soon.
Anyone for starting a death pool?
Drew Barrymore aught to reach out to her and try to talk her down off the ledge. They followed basically the same trajectory, but Drew managed to come out the other side intact.
They said the same thing about Britney Spears and Nicole Ritchie.
As long as she stays beautiful made up, she will grace the covers of all the mags and pick up roles. She still has about 10 years before she is done.
Then she will pose for Playboy.....
She looks a lot like her mom Dina and has something also from her dad Michael. Plus, her sister Ally looks like her too. So therefore, I don’t think that she’s fabricated.
However, I wanna drink whatever you’re drinking.
For some people—unexpectedly, President You Didn’t Build That comes to mind—there’s no such thing as enough attention.
I wonder if Lindsay’s current IRS troubles have anything to do with her going on record as saying she was voting for Romney?
Um... I actually ran across Playboy TV once or twice.... let me tell you... It IS NOT “softcore” by any means
She is a spoiled Hollywood type who makes her money by taking from our wallets. In fact, that pretty much sums up my opinion about most actors and actresses.....
By 1950s standards, TV14 shows today would be rated “soft core” I’d guess.
Speaking of saved babes, I saw Winona Ryder at Harrah’s, New Orleans early last summer. She’s gorgious but a bit to tiny. We made eye contact and she gave me an honest smile.
PLAYBOY TV shows everything but the stainmaker
does anybody out there really give a fiddlers fancy what the hell she does??
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