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Woman Shot During Zombie Argument
UPI ^ | Dec. 5, 2012

Posted on 12/08/2012 4:07:01 PM PST by nickcarraway

Police in New York state said a man shot his girlfriend during a fight about whether a zombie outbreak as seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" could actually occur.

Nassau County Detective Lt. Raymond Cote said Jared Gurman, 26, argued via text messages with his girlfriend, Jessica Gelderman, 27, just after 2:30 a.m. Monday about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse as depicted on the AMC series, WNBC-TV, New York, reported Wednesday.

"He feels strongly about the possibility that some military mishap could occur. She thinks it's ridiculous," ABC News quoted Cote as saying. "She was not taking him seriously or taking the show as seriously as he does."

Cote said Gelderman became worried about Gurman as the argument became heated and decided to go to his Williston Park home to calm him down,the report said.

Gelderman attempted to talk to Gurman and enter his home, but he shot her in the back with a .22-caliber rifle, police said.

Gurman drove Gelderman to the hospital, where she was treated for a shattered rib, a pierced lung and a pierced diaphragm.

Gurman was charged with attempted murder.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: jaredgurman; jessicagelderman; newyork; shooting

1 posted on 12/08/2012 4:07:09 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe if “Bath Salts” are dumped into our water systems........


2 posted on 12/08/2012 4:12:33 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: nickcarraway; Morgana

People no longer have to grow up. That is where our welfare state and pop culture has brought this world.

I certainly hope their relationship is over.


3 posted on 12/08/2012 4:13:29 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra; Travis McGee

I bet her boyfriend would become one of the first entitlement zombies


4 posted on 12/08/2012 4:14:22 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: nickcarraway

The only way to fight a woman is with your hat, put it on and leave!!


5 posted on 12/08/2012 4:17:46 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment,a Matter of Fact,Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: nickcarraway



(Photo from msn.co.nz)


6 posted on 12/08/2012 4:17:52 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: GeronL
I certainly hope their relationship is over.

Every relationship has it's up and downs. A little something like getting shot in the back shouldn't set their relationship back too far. ;)

/johnny

7 posted on 12/08/2012 4:20:39 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...


Been a while, FRiends.
8 posted on 12/08/2012 4:26:49 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like somebody already ate THEIR brains.


9 posted on 12/08/2012 4:57:05 PM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: nickcarraway

I saw this “story” about a new zombie virus on “alternative” news in internet kooksville.

The DHS’s crazy zombie emergency police exercises fed the fear. Instead of just conducting their riot police exercises honestly (in preparation for an economic collapse), DHS got cute playing like the “enemy” in the trainings were zombies and not angry, desparate Americans.


10 posted on 12/08/2012 5:00:44 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: JRandomFreeper

I wonder if he was drunk or on pills. Hard to believe a person would shoot over something like that if he wasn’t in an “altered” state.


11 posted on 12/08/2012 6:08:05 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Galt is freedom.)
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To: nickcarraway

I recently went to one of those evil gun shows, someone wss selling Zombie practice targets...


12 posted on 12/08/2012 6:10:15 PM PST by rolling_stone
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To: Marcella
NOTHING good happens after 0200. Ever. Altered state is a pretty good bet.

/johnny

13 posted on 12/08/2012 6:10:45 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: rolling_stone
someone wss selling Zombie practice targets...

I thought that's what the useless son-in-law was for. He doesn't visit much, these days.

/johnny

14 posted on 12/08/2012 6:12:40 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: nickcarraway

A critical mass of stupid seems to have engulfed America after years of watching the idiot box and dumbed down public education.

People that believe zombies are a real possibility are the same people that vote for Zero and his marxist buddies. And when it all collapses they will be the same ones wondering around the streets like zombies not knowing how to manage without the welfare state.


15 posted on 12/08/2012 6:18:02 PM PST by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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To: JRandomFreeper

lol


16 posted on 12/08/2012 6:21:14 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: rolling_stone
I recently went to one of those evil gun shows, someone wss selling Zombie practice targets...

Several months ago I saw one of the bullet manufacturers selling Zombie bullets. My only question was how did they know these type would be more effective than the normal run of the mill variety? What aren't the telling us?

17 posted on 12/08/2012 6:41:24 PM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Fzob; nickcarraway
People that believe zombies are a real possibility are the same people that vote for Zero and his marxist buddies.

I defy you to either walk into Walmart or out of some of the dives I hung out at in my youth at 2:30 am and tell me that zombies don't exist.

18 posted on 12/08/2012 6:45:46 PM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks nickcarraway.
...about whether a zombie outbreak as seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" could actually occur...
If not, what happened in early November?


19 posted on 12/08/2012 6:50:47 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: nickcarraway

Me thinks some type of alcohol was involved in this. :-)


20 posted on 12/08/2012 7:58:44 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (I'm going Galt.)
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To: nickcarraway

Slow reanimated zombies will never happen. However, faat-moving, post apocalyptic economic melt-down Obama voting zombies are a near certainty.


21 posted on 12/08/2012 8:58:19 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: 3Fingas

“...fast-moving, post apocalyptic economic melt-down Obama voting zombies are a near certainty.”

They are here. They are our next door neighbors. They are sometimes related to us. God forbid that we encourage them. It is time to put a stop to the crap that they all have heaped upon this country and the way it devistates lives, livelyhoods, and the future of this once great country.


22 posted on 12/08/2012 9:14:23 PM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL - I’m sure they were a perfect couple before they split over this critical relationship issue!


23 posted on 12/09/2012 4:17:58 AM PST by Tax-chick (More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s horrible, yet strangely funny at the same time.


24 posted on 12/09/2012 12:24:08 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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