Skip to comments.Mayan Apocalypse--12/21/2012--Live Thread!
Posted on 12/20/2012 11:31:26 AM PST by MinorityRepublican
In before the meteors!
I think it’s already occurred. Have not seen a Mayan all day.
It’s already December 21, 2012 in the Philippines.
Glad I haven’t obsessed over Christmas shopping.
I'm watching the live feed from the ISS
and everything is peaceful
on our beautiful blue planet.
The feed refreshes every fifteen seconds...
Obviously, this will be a short thread....
NYT headline tomorrow:
WORLD ENDS. WOMEN, CHILDREN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT!!
LOL on the live thread!
One of my friends said he isn’t doing his Christmas shopping till later this weekend or Christmas Eve. He figures if he shops early and the world ends tomorrow, the money he spends on gifts will be wasted.
I’d like to think he’s kidding, but.... :)
You have to wait until the sun first rises on the winter solstice and strikes the pyramids one after another around the world thus activating the the time generators and microwave generators that are hidden within the pyramid walls creating a star gate for the black hole from Orion to appear and disrupt the earths magnetic fields. DON'T CHA KNOW!
At least I got my nails find yesterday. I am all set.
You win. /thread
Got my nails DONE yesterday. I am going to add “auto correct”
to the thread of things I will not miss....
Those IDIOTS didn’t use a flash. Look at that dark spot on the Earth.
I just bought a bottle of Capt Morgans Tattoo rum.
Ping when its all clear, might have to ping me a lot.....
I posted on another thread, I'll put this brass calendar over my head beginning tonight after clock hits midnight and maybe the brass calendar will save me.
Too bad I can't figure out what the symbols mean on this calendar and I don't see December 21, 2012, anywhere on it.
Maybe this brass calendar lights up at midnight or levitates or bursts into flames.
I could put a paper plate in the recessed area (has a raised border on it), and eat out of it the rest of the day but that might make the Mayan god(s) mad.
I've had this brass calendar for at least 20 years and now its time has come.
I just told a gang of crazed 300-lb Hell’s Angels they were a bunch of pansies and I’d be glad to fist-fight the lot of them at my place at 6:00 PM sharp. Boy, are they ever gonna be surprised when the world ends first!
That is either the moon’s shadow or the hole in the ozone layer.
Either way, we’re DOOOOOOOMED.
Mayan Apocalypse--12/21/2012-- Run for your Lives Thread!
It will be a challenge, but I will see if I can watch everything on the Tivo before it's too late.
I think it would be based on the time zone of the Yucatan where their main pyramid is and that is US central time. I know that because I was there and didn't have to change my watch. Yes, I just checked and it is central time zone. The time there right now is exactly my time in Texas, so it definitely is central time zone.
Mayan end of the world ping.
Well it’s snowing like hades, maybe it will freeze over. Thus hell will freeze over just in time for the end of the world, very convenient!
Apart from an economic apocalypse, things are looking fine from the Gulf Coast, 2:08pm CST.
The facial resemblance is astounding. Coincidence, no way!
“Coincidence? I think not”:
The god or whatever it is in the middle, has his tongue stuck completely out and down - it's more predominately seen on the actual calendar I have rather than the picture one you're looking at but if you look for the tongue on that picture, you will see it.
Now, if someone could photoshop Hussein's picture to get his tongue all the way out and curved down toward his chin, that would be it.
What if it’s cloudy?
Pardon me while I put on my sweatshirt, I just got a chill.
LIVE thread for how many more hours?!?
I really don’t understand why everyone’s so concerned. There’s absolutely nothing to wor
Your friend who has put off Christmas shopping to save money if the world ends, has he given any thought to what he will do with all his money if the world does end?
This from a bunch of cannibals.
IT’S HERE!!!!! IT’S HERE!!!!! Ohhhh.....it’s just a seagull.....never mind.
Two tongues look gross (speaking out of both sides of his mouth, I get it) - give him just ONE tongue out of his mouth going down his chin. Thanks.
ping to the live thread in case...
It’s the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine.
That’s likely an Aztec calendar disc. The real one is, I believe, in Mexico City. It’s quite a work, to be sure.
But it ain’t Mayan.
It’s Bush’s fault!
If it’s not Mayan, it must be urine.
Ironically , tomorrow is the day wifey may actually take delivery of a new vehicle. I told her, she deserves it and don’t worry about the insurance or the Mayan thingy. This thing has more airbags than a Mars landing craft.
btw .. Could it be any worse than Y2K?
“But it aint Mayan.”
I just looked it up, mine is Mayan. There are twenty different versions of the Mayan calendar as the Mayans studied the moon and other celestial bodies and made calendars of those, too, the paths of the bodies. The one based on the sun is the one I have.
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