Posted on 01/06/2013 6:59:23 PM PST by matt04
The team travels to the country's most notorious hotspot for sasquatch activity to investigate howls recently recorded by the local BFRO. With the aid of high tech thermal equipment, the team sets off to prove bigfoots call Washington state home.
Heehee.
It’s starting to smell Squatchy in here!
That’s not funny...Janet Reno deserved our love and respect.../s
Seriously, we had a local guy dress up like bigfoot and he got run over trying to scare drivers...it was a tragedy...
The team will examine the local area and declare it to be "a prime area to support a population of Bigfoots" (but they won't find any.)
The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.
They'll employ their standard "reasearch method" of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can "get a sense of scale."
One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim "that's a squatch!"
I hope Bobo dressed up for their obligatory Town Hall Meeting. These Town Halls really are funny. They draw in every local knuckle head looking for their 15 minutes.
Yeah...Yeah...I know, these guy are professionals. ;-)
Michael Medved spotted running naked through the first!!!
I love it when they say, “There’s nothing else that could be but a squatch!”
Oh, really . . . . .
Very entertaining show. But not because they intended for it to be.
These poor folks will NEVER get off of the island.
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“The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.
They'll employ their standard “reasearch method” of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can “get a sense of scale.”
One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim ‘that's a squatch!’”
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ROTFLMAO!!
You've nailed it! Sorry, but this team are the biggest bunch of buffoons on television. Seriously, does Animal Planet feel this type of non-science horse crap provides them credibility? Actually, AP also pushes AGW, so this type of crap is right up their alley.
Hey, BFRO’s founder has an apt name: MATT MONEYMAKER! Got to give this clown some kudos for his entrepreneurial spirit.
Don’t forget about the warm spot on the FLIR that they will determine to be a Bigfoot.
How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?
How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?
“How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?”
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I agree with that! While their at it, maybe they could also search for Boehner and McConnell’s balls!
This show has to be even more useless than the ghost hunters. Every week they find nothing and every week they hint that they MIGHT find something NEXT week.
If they find him, is that the end of the show?
Have you seen that newest debacle, “America Unearthed” on H2? Tried watching a couple episodes, just logical leap after logical leap. Their show on Minoans mining copper in Michigan had me laughing out loud.
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